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TheSteven

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Warning! ☠️ reading threads in this forum may be damaging to your financial & physical health!

Danger signs:

  • Red glassy eyes
  • Drool on keyboard
  • Red marks on neck from spouse attempting to throttle purchases by strangulation
  • Spending more time updating & maintaining their plugin library than creating music

While there are no cures you can minimize the harm / damage to one so addicted by:

  • Telling victim 'Oh man, they have way better sales on that on Black Friday' - then on BF take them to Grandma's house with no internet or WiFi or cell coverage for a prolonged visit.
  • Change their PayPal password and change their credit card numbers on a frequent basis.
  • Having their or your mother stay on prolonged visit and every time the victim tries to access a computer they come up and ask if victim is watching Porn again.
    "plugins ? ooh that sounds nasty!"
  • Institute a policy - new song per new plugin, if you don't like song they have to try again. If you're a **** they'll be forever creating songs to justify the first plugin.
  • Block access to Cakewalk forum by setting up a Proxy Server or modifying their Host file.
    Try redirecting site access to https://americanaddictioncenters.org/rehab-guide/12-step
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