Shane_B. Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 I heard Alembic was bought out by Cort and will now offer an affordably priced Made In North Korea Gene Simons Signature Demon Bass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 1 hour ago, Shane_B. said: I heard Alembic was bought out by Cort and will now offer an affordably priced Made In North Korea Gene Simons Signature Demon Bass. What is this April 1st??!! (As if there's anything called an Alembic! 😁 ) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulo Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 (edited) BREAKING NEWS.......BREAKING NEWS.......BREAKING NEWS.......BREAKING NEWS.......BREAKING NEWS....... Bapu to merge with famous watch manufacturer. Look out for their new range in 2022 - watches that only work in Am. Insiders say that the new product line will be known as Bolex. Edited November 2, 2021 by paulo 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhonoBrainer Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 I heard Fender is buying video editing software next. Get ready for . . . "Fender Blender." 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 33 minutes ago, paulo said: BREAKING NEWS.......BREAKING NEWS.......BREAKING NEWS.......BREAKING NEWS.......BREAKING NEWS....... Bapu to merge with famous watch manufacturer. Look out for their new range in 2022 - watches that only work in Am. Insiders say that the new product line will known as Bolex. Expect a version for some pets as well! (To be known as the "Dog's Bolex!" 😁 ) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulo Posted November 2, 2021 Share Posted November 2, 2021 1 hour ago, craigb said: Expect a version for some pets as well! (To be known as the "Dog's Bolex!" 😁 ) That might get them in trouble with the legal types at the Korean meatball factory..... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 More future mergers Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R.Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as: MMM-Good Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW! Notes ♫ 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobertWS Posted November 4, 2021 Share Posted November 4, 2021 Eric Holder and Anthony Weiner are going to run for office together under the ticket: "Weiner Holder". 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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paulo Posted November 6, 2021 Share Posted November 6, 2021 BREAKING.........BREAKING.........BREAKING.........BREAKING.........BREAKING.........BREAKING......... YouTube, Twitter and Facebook announce plan for them to become a single App, which will be known as YouTwitFace. 3 1 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc H Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 On 11/4/2021 at 2:05 PM, craigb said: Where’s Beagle when you need him to take care of the Beacon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhonoBrainer Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 In other notable mergers, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shane_B. Posted November 17, 2021 Author Share Posted November 17, 2021 13 hours ago, Doc H said: Where’s Beagle when you need him to take care of the Beacon? Last I heard he was a gameshow contestant going by the name 'Rusty'. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulo Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 (edited) 12 hours ago, PhonoBrainer said: In other notable mergers, LOL. That's a whole new thread (and probable thread deletion) there, but it wouldn't be the CH without these two..... Edited November 17, 2021 by paulo 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveStrummerUK Posted November 17, 2021 Share Posted November 17, 2021 I just had a thought ... You can't spell Alembic without 'Am' 😊 Or else it would be Lebic. No doubt Bapsi already has a four-string Lebic 🥺 (or the VSTi version of it) Time for an update: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 R...E...S...P...E...C...T...!!! 😆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
57Gregy Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 I thought Lebic was a French ink pen. Or razor. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bapu Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 I heard the Bapu's Random Thought For The Day fred was going to be acquired by the Song Association Game fred. Rebranded as Bapu's Association Game. Similar to Six Degrees Of Kevin Becan except in this one paulo sings 'Never My Love' in the OP. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulo Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 2 hours ago, Bapu said: I heard the Bapu's Random Thought For The Day fred was going to be acquired by the Song Association Game fred. Rebranded as Bapu's Association Game. Similar to Six Degrees Of Kevin Becan except in this one paulo sings 'Never My Love' in the OP. Song association game goes yonder: Bapu's acquisition looks like being a goer although no dice..... paulo excels not in singing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveStrummerUK Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 2 hours ago, paulo said: Song association game goes yonder: Bapu's acquisition looks like being a goer although no dice..... paulo excels not in singing. Monumental effort old bean 😄 See - Paulo's actually feckin' funny... it's true! Undoubtedly Paulo thinks he's erudite. We all love laughing. (that was hard work... nod to Boris J) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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