craigb

My Dad passed over 20 years ago, but my Mom turns 95(!) this Sunday. Yep, ON Mother's Day! She's bedridden in a facility and hasn't been very in touch with this reality for about a year now... I call her every day, but our conversations can leave a lot to be desired! 😕

Mmm... Spam! 😁 (C'mon now, admit that you were impressed with my PhotoShop skilz on this one! 😜)

Yep. Me too!

This is part of a great Mandala Effect! When I was young, we all knew EVERYONE on that exploding balloon died (along with a guy on the ground), RIGHT? Nope! Now, they say MOST survived! 😂 B...... S..... !!!!!

And I have kleptomania, but I'm taking something for it...

Are you on 🍄 and not sharing again Michael??? 😁

F ed-Ex? 🤔

When a reply gets flagged as needing to be approved, why can't we just edit it to fix the issue? Because I used a word that shouldn't be an issue in the first place ("F edEx"), I went back to edit the post after seeing the "Approval required" red. But it says the post must be approved before I can edit it! That's just wrong!

F ed-Ex? 🤔

Meant to be!

Then the cops show up and arrest the two employees...

Neil Young & Crazy Horse - Ride My Llama

Eric Burdon - Como Se Llama Mama

Yikes, only 61! 😬

Reminds me of this one that's near Strummy I believe... You've gotta love how someone filled in the "A" hole, ya? 😆

I just figured you were from the South originally... 😜

Sorry, I only had time to read the first sentence... 😜

It's complicated, but Mars, yes (mostly underground). Venus was not us. Maldek prior to Mars (this was a planet between Mars and Jupiter that was blown up and is now the asteroid belt). However, most of our "stock" comes a constellation with less gravity (that originally populated Lemuria). It's why we're so helpless when young compared to other species on Earth, and why the gravity here takes such a toll on our bodies. Now you know!

That one keeps popping up on my YouBoob feed too. Just haven't had time to watch it yet!

'Tis what happens when you fight the law Xoo! 😁

A guy was at the gym working with a trainer when a couple of stunning ladies walked in. "Hey, " the guy asked the trainer, "What machine should I use to impress those two???" "The ATM." the trainer replied. 😁