In fact, there are 'theories' out there bandied about willy-nilly by Young Earth Creationists stating that the universe is less than 6,000 years old that are less tenuous than your so-called 'link' between those two songs.
To say I'm disappointed would be to completely understate my feelings in this matter. You've let yourself down, you've let me down, you've let the forum down and, heaven forbid, you've even let Bapu down.
You need to go away and rethink your whole attitude toward this fred, and not return until you're prepared to put in the effort expected of you.
Must try harder.