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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two. The hard part is getting them into the lightbulb.

I can go to a local restaurant, get fresh cooked eggs in butter (any way I like them), a side of bacon (becan), muffin, coffee in a china cup, real silverware (actually stainless steel), juice in a real glass, a cloth napkin, a comfortable booth and a clean table served by a friendly waitress who keeps the coffee topped off. Why would I want to eat a sandwich wrapped in paper that has been microwave reheated and drink coffee out of a styrofoam or paper cup in my car or in on a hard fiberglass seat inside? Life is too short to eat mediocre food. It's meant to be enjoyed, savored, and it pleasant surroundings. Of course, that's for me. There is more than one right way to eat food. Insights and incites by Notes ♫

Like Young - Andre Previn With words added by Buddy Greco Some old "cool school" jazz.

As much as I love classical music, I am NOT going to eat at McDonald's. They could add a free burger, and I'm still not going to eat at McDonald's. Life is too short to eat mediocre food Besides, I doubt they would be playing Prokofiev or Shostakovitch. Notes ♫

Crazy Little Thing Called Love - Queen

It's an evil bait and switch ploy.

Topless servers could mean bald men.....

I worked on cruise ships for 3 years. Being a comedian is a difficult job. When I play music, the song is complete even if the audience doesn't applaud. But if the joke doesn't get a laugh, it just hangs there. I've seen comedians do the same act week after week putting the audience in tears, and every now and then, a cruise ship full of passengers just sits there silent. We've had weeks when the audiences were difficult too, but at least the music was complete.

So are you going to get your fat females? Notes ♫

Hot Stuff (I Want You Back) - Pussycat Dolls

How much? The true cost starts after you bring them home.

They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian; well, they're not laughing now.

Beast Of Burden - Rolling Stones

I practice on the gig, standing. After all, if you can't practice on stage, where CAN you practice? Notes ♫

War Child - Jethro Tull