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rfssongs Posted August 13, 2023 Share Posted August 13, 2023 Alternative Definition of a Whole Note: A noise that is full of gas. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 I hear Bapu celebrated last night with a couple of adult beverages... Metamucil and Ensure! 😁 For those of you that don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversation they are making a male version….it doesn’t listen to anything. Now that I have lived through a plague, I totally understand why Italian renaissance paintings are full of fat people lying on couches. Three thousand and twenty-seven years from now, life will either be really good or really bad. It’s 5050. In Ancient Rome there were four types of poisons. Poisons I, II and III would all kill you but Poison IV would make you really itchy. Just learned that a dentist who rents a space on the main floor of our building got arrested for selling drugs. Shows how wrong you can be about people. I’ve been going to him for years. Never knew he was a dentist. What’s the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist? The literalist takes things literally. The kleptomaniac takes things, literally. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted August 14, 2023 Author Share Posted August 14, 2023 Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got six months. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 6 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got six months. That's just not fair! The guy who stole the clock got time off!!! 😮 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobertWS Posted August 15, 2023 Share Posted August 15, 2023 18 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got six months. Week. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted August 15, 2023 Author Share Posted August 15, 2023 Should this go here, or in the lame music cartoon fred. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted August 17, 2023 Share Posted August 17, 2023 54 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said: Always wondered what the term "street art" meant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rfssongs Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 Saw this headline earlier "Why stock investors are suddenly so scared" and wondered, if they are just stock investors why can't we just order some more ? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
User 905133 Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 (edited) 3 hours ago, rfssongs said: Saw this headline earlier "Why stock investors are suddenly so scared" and wondered, if they are just stock investors why can't we just order some more ? scared or scarce? The joke makes more sense if its "scarce." Q: "Why are stock investors are suddenly so scarce?" A: "I don't know, but since they are just stock investors, couldn't we just order some more?" Edited August 18, 2023 by User 905133 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted August 19, 2023 Share Posted August 19, 2023 Hey, it was nice of him to ask, right? 😁 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted August 19, 2023 Share Posted August 19, 2023 (edited) 8 hours ago, craigb said: Hey, it was nice of him to ask, right? 😁 As much as I like Vincent van Gogh I would have still asked and went for this one 😍 Kenny Edited August 19, 2023 by kennywtelejazz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted August 19, 2023 Share Posted August 19, 2023 Was this one of yours Kenny? Or Strummy? 🤔 The Bapu Lisa! 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pwal³ Posted August 23, 2023 Share Posted August 23, 2023 A one-liner described by its author as “stupid” has topped the poll for best joke of the Edinburgh fringe. Lorna Rose Treen was voted winner of the annual competition with: “I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah.” she is right, it's a stupid variant of the tarzan joke - who tf judges these things? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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