Me ? I'm an imposter so don't throw me outta here ....
I have had to adjust my diet to heart healthy low sodium foods since my heart is on the borderline of needing stents ..
The closest I have come to becan was a bag of Chicharrones I held in my hands for a few moments at the local dollar store ..
Sheesh this dietary restriction has reminded me of all the times I stood outside of closed music stores and exotic car dealers after hours dreaming of the day I can get the car and guitar or my dreams ...Now when I go to the supermarket I'm doing the same thing while having becan flash backs ,
Admittedly like it or not this has given me a good foundation for continuing my pathetic humble monastic existence ,,,,
Oh well when all is said and done I can still play a mean A Minor