Notes_Norton Posted June 12, 2023 Author Share Posted June 12, 2023 My friend has kleptomania, but when it gets bad, he takes something for it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted June 12, 2023 Share Posted June 12, 2023 Q: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? A: I don't know and I don't care! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grem Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 21 hours ago, craigb said: Q: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? A: I don't know and I don't care! I think you answered your own question!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 Kid: Dad what's a rock crusher ? Dad: Disco. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 Looks like mouse is giving him the 'ol snake eyes! 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 I showed my friend the ladder in my garage. I told him it was my step-ladder; I never knew my real ladder. My friend blocked me on Facebook because I use too many bird puns. Toucan play this game! I’m not a fan of elevator music. It’s bad on so many levels. My boss asked me why I only get sick on weekdays. I said “I don’t know, maybe it’s my weekend immune system”. My girlfriend complains I never buy her flowers. To be honest I never knew she sold flowers. I made a graph of all my past relationships. There was an “EX” axis and a “WHY” axis. I have two dogs named Rolex and Timex – they’re watch dogs. Yesterday I opened my water bill and electric bill at the same time; I was shocked! I used to work at a Pepsi Cola plant, but I left because it was soda pressing. I lost my girlfriend’s audio book, now I’m never going to hear the end of it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Grem Posted June 18, 2023 Share Posted June 18, 2023 Becan!!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rfssongs Posted June 20, 2023 Share Posted June 20, 2023 But there is no rhyme or reason, last I heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted June 21, 2023 Author Share Posted June 21, 2023 I just got a job making plastic Draculas for Halloween. There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second Count. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 2 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: I hear they have a very tall library! Many stories... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xoo Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 So anyway, I just got back from a gig watching the Welsh Beatles. They closed their set with Strawberry Fields For Ivor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 6 hours ago, Xoo said: So anyway, I just got back from a gig watching the Welsh Beatles. They closed their set with Strawberry Fields For Ivor. Before returning to their home town of Islkdjfwelitrjunvoijblseijselliclbknlkdnlslienlnklsknldijofisjdlinmkcmnxlcknbliksoeifjlsjnlinkdknlsjhoilinel! 😁 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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