Wibbles Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 You forgot the picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mesh Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, Wibbles said: You forgot the picture. I wasn't sure if it had been overused, but due to popular demand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveStrummerUK Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 To those who think punctuation/grammar is not important, please compare the following statements: I'm always happy to help my uncle Jack off his horse I'm always happy to help my uncle jack off his horse 😲 . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mesh Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 ....and here I thought there was supposed to be a comma someplace in there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveStrummerUK Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 I think you're right Mesh 😊 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoubill Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 (edited) This is supposed to be about lessons learned so let these be a lesson to you! Awhile back I asked my buddy Boudroux “How long have you been wearing that bra?” Boudroux replied, “Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment.” A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.” I tried to sell my dog once . I made a sign and put in in the front yard “Talking Dog for Sale.” I got a buyer right away. I invited him in to my house for a good look at my dog. The man watched and listened for a bit then asked my dog “ what have you done with your life?” I’ve led a very full life,” said the dog. “I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I served my country in Iraq. And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home.” The guy was flabbergasted. He asked me , “Why on Earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?” and I said “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!” Edited September 23, 2019 by bayoubill War has become God’s way of teaching Americans geography 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveStrummerUK Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 Bill - have an honourable mention for making I larf 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveStrummerUK Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 Son: Why is my sister called Teresa? Dad: Coz your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram Son: Thanks dad Dad: No problem Alan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoubill Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, SteveStrummerUK said: Son: Why is my sister called Teresa? Dad: Coz your mum loves Easter - it's an anagram Son: Thanks dad Dad: No problem Alan I don't get it that's why I Am still trying to sell my dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveStrummerUK Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 1 minute ago, bayoubill said: I don't get it Don't panic Bill, CraigB will be along anytime now to draw you a picture 😄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Maar Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Now I'm confused on where babies come from. I'm just going back to this. Easier on the brain. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 I'm still wondering if the stork really gives a pacifier with all baby deliveries 😆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 1 hour ago, bayoubill said: I don't get it 1 hour ago, SteveStrummerUK said: Don't panic Bill, CraigB will be along anytime now to draw you a picture 😄 Too subtle? Better? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoubill Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Still completely in the dark without a clue 11 beach balls short of a dozen got trains instead of brains moroon took a sped redding class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoubill Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 bafflemucuous discombobandbayoubilulated Stymiedinthoughtness stumpulated purplexified i need a nap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Bill is to thesauruses what Webster was to dictionaries, ya? 😉 (Say, what's another word for "thesaurus" anyway???😶) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 People Enjoy Non-Intellectual Stimulus, And Not Anagram Linguistics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bayoubill Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 Non-Intellectualous is me and proud of it! I feel a Non-Intellectualous thought coming ... coming ............coming ........................if a Buddhist refused Novocaine during a root canal would it mean he or she has reached and thus achieved transcend dental medication 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveStrummerUK Posted September 23, 2019 Author Share Posted September 23, 2019 Bill, you is nutz, and that's why we lurves yah 😊 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InstrEd Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 33 minutes ago, bayoubill said: if a Buddhist refused Novocaine during a root canal would it mean he or she has reached and thus achieved transcend dental medication No it just means he has better drugs to take care of the pain😆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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