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  1. David Bowie - - "Ashes to Ashes" Clown Suit Story
  2. There's snow on the ground outside ... Saint Etienne - Spring
  3. Joy Division - Transmission Lyrics: Dance, dance, dance to the radio Live on the Beeb.
  4. One of the posts above contains one of the most ignorant and heartless comments I've read on here in quite a while.
  5. Underworld & The Necks - Altitude Dub Continuum All jazzy and dubby and quite lengthy at that.
  6. The Beach Boys - Don't Talk (Put Your Head On My Shoulders)
  7. Neil Finn & Eddie Vedder - Throw Your Arms Around Me
  8. Hunters & Collectors – Throw Your Arms Around Me Such a sweet song.
  9. New Order - Touched By The Hand Of God
  10. Apparently Gwyneth's is a little spicier and not at all fishy. The candle is too.
  11. From The Daily Mash 'Gwyneth fanny candle explosion' is a sentence that makes sense in 2021 THE sentence ‘Gwyneth fanny candle explosion’ is one that makes perfect sense to people in the dystopia of 2021. When confronted with the four-word sentence, a majority of Britons nodded sagely and said ‘yes, I expected something like this would happen’ without any need for further explanation. Asked to elaborate, 68-year-old Susan Traherne said: “Gwyneth Paltrow the actress and lifestyle brand, I presume? “Yes, I remember last year she produced candles that bore the odour of her *****. So I assume that one of said candles was lit, overheated, and produced an A-list-*****-scented conflagration of some kind? “That’s exactly what happened? Ah. Then I’m in hell and we’re all in hell. Nowhere else would that make sense.”
  12. Gwyneth Paltrow's Fanny Candle Explodes London, 18 Jan 2021 A fanny*-scented candle by Gwyneth Paltrow exploded into flames causing an “inferno” in a woman’s living room. Jody Thompson, 50, won the risque product sold by the Hollywood star and wellness guru in an online quiz. The candle is described on Gwyneth’s Goop site as “funny, gorgeous, sexy and beautifully unexpected”. But Jody was taken by ­surprise after lighting it when a 50cm flame leapt from the candle and out of the glass jar. The media consultant told The Sun: “The candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere. I’ve never seen anything like it. The whole thing was ablaze and it was too hot to touch. There was an inferno in the room.” Jody who lives with partner David Snow in Kilburn, North London, said: “We eventually got it under control and threw it out the front door. It could have burned the place down. It was scary at the time, but funny looking back that Gwyneth’s fanny candle exploded in my living room.” * The British usage.
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