Notes_Norton Posted April 22, 2023 Author Share Posted April 22, 2023 I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted April 24, 2023 Author Share Posted April 24, 2023 The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn’t make any cents. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 6 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn’t make any cents. Obviously a Government job. 😁 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 I am addicted to brake fluid ! But I can stop anytime . Kenny 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 (edited) When one door closes another door opens ! Aside from that it's a pretty good car ! Kenny Edited April 26, 2023 by kennywtelejazz 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Notes_Norton Posted April 28, 2023 Author Share Posted April 28, 2023 There was a kidnapping at school yesterday. Don’t worry, though – he woke up!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted May 1, 2023 Author Share Posted May 1, 2023 Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted May 2, 2023 Author Share Posted May 2, 2023 I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn't matter, none of them work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwal³ Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 Enlightened rock: 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted May 2, 2023 Share Posted May 2, 2023 Soft Rock: 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grem Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 On 5/2/2023 at 5:35 PM, craigb said: Soft Rock: Also known as "Yacht Rock" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 Um, hard rock? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 Ummm Rock Hard ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywtelejazz Posted May 4, 2023 Share Posted May 4, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, rfssongs said: Ummm Rock Hard ? 🤣 good observation ! Now let's take a good hard look at the rocks on the left . They form a set of lips 💋 From the looks of things going on over there help has finally arrived . Kenny Edited May 4, 2023 by kennywtelejazz 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted May 5, 2023 Author Share Posted May 5, 2023 (edited) I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself, this is the last thing I need. Edited May 5, 2023 by Notes_Norton speling misteak 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted May 10, 2023 Author Share Posted May 10, 2023 I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted May 11, 2023 Author Share Posted May 11, 2023 I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 The space ship takes off around noon so we'll have breakfast before launch followed by a heavenly dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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