craigb 3,257 Posted February 22 3 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: Used to hear Daryl Waltrip sing that too often during NASCAR races, but my mind's just trying to imagine how much torque was required to break the axle in that image!!! 😮 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,581 Posted February 22 5 hours ago, craigb said: Used to hear Daryl Waltrip sing that too often during NASCAR races, but my mind's just trying to imagine how much torque was required to break the axle in that image!!! 😮 Definitely popped a wheelie! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 3,257 Posted February 23 Reminds me of the time I decided to become an archeologist! My career ended up in ruins... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,581 Posted February 25 Turning vegan would be a big missed-steak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 3,257 Posted February 25 4 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 3,257 Posted February 25 5 minutes ago, Mandolin Picker said: I have this strange desire to visit! 😁 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,581 Posted February 27 There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 3,257 Posted February 27 Being a math guy, I've always loved those jokes. Here, have the meme! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 3,257 Posted February 27 BTW - My math teacher tried to say I was just average, but she was just being mean! 😜 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,581 Posted February 28 C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors," and E-flat leaves. C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me, I'll just be a second." A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor and sends him out. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and shouts, "Get out now. You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." Next night, E-flat, not easily deflated, comes into the bar in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says: "You're looking pretty sharp tonight. Come on in. This could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat takes off his suit and everything else and stands there au naturel. Eventually, C, who had passed out under the bar the night before, begins to sober up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. So, C goes to trial, is convicted of contributing to the diminution of a minor and sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an up scale correctional facility. The conviction is overturned on appeal, however, and C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless. The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so patrons, the soprano out in the bathroom, and everything has become alto much treble, he needs a rest and closes the bar. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emeraldsoul 1,199 Posted February 28 39 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said: C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors," and E-flat leaves. C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me, I'll just be a second." A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor and sends him out. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and shouts, "Get out now. You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." Next night, E-flat, not easily deflated, comes into the bar in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says: "You're looking pretty sharp tonight. Come on in. This could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat takes off his suit and everything else and stands there au naturel. Eventually, C, who had passed out under the bar the night before, begins to sober up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. So, C goes to trial, is convicted of contributing to the diminution of a minor and sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an up scale correctional facility. The conviction is overturned on appeal, however, and C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless. The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so patrons, the soprano out in the bathroom, and everything has become alto much treble, he needs a rest and closes the bar. Very nice, very nice. I C what You did there, You ought to be suspended. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RobertWS 251 Posted February 28 Puns are his forte. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 3,257 Posted February 28 3 hours ago, RobertWS said: Stealing Borrowing Puns are his forte. Fixed! 😁 (However, to be fair, I originally stole it way back in 2006 and last posted it in 2009... The PROOF! 😜 ) 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Notes_Norton 1,581 Posted February 28 A bad punner steals, a good punner borrows, and there isn't much difference between the two. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigb 3,257 Posted March 1 8 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: A bad punner steals, a good punner borrows, and there isn't much difference between the two. Now I have a song going through my head... "Baaad on the pun!" 😆 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
