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The Future of Mankind's Continued Survival hinges on whether or not these two can eventually find an A Minor Chord . "The Secret Chord " BTW , These two are the same person Kenny

I would love to know where this girl hangs out so I can ask her out to lunch on Tuesday .? Kenny

I don't always listen to Kenny ! But when I do , I'm always glad I listened ! I learned that lesson the hard way . Kenny ! told me not pick the first drawstring photo and I didn't listen . I loosened the drawstrings to let down the pants and there was a banana behind the curtain . Lesson Learned ! Listen to Kenny ! Kenny

A USB ! Left Crab ! Wow ! it's sure getting a little strange around here.. Right Crab ! Yes , It sure is . Can you pass me the toilet paper ? Kenny

If looks are not super real important , Curtis from Maya's tiny mic is available . Kenny

What do Sprinters eat before a Marathon ? Nothing...they Fast Kenny

Alright Grem ! So your not the model in the picture ! We got it ! Kenny

Why are we looking at a Dude ? Has it gotten that bad around here ever since we started chasing all the wimens out of here ? Here's one is to help me reaffirm my preferences Kenny

In the battle of the car DAW's , there is only one true way to find out ? We line up the two cars, the Tesla and my car on the track with of a set of drag strip lights . After the light tree hits the green the race is on ! The first person to actually finish a complete song that sounds good wins ? Once every charging station has these lights we can start a whole new thing .Who knows? it may turn out to be more popular than NASCAR Kenny

Please don't slam the DAW to my car . The force of slamming the DAW on my car will shut that DAW and another DAW will open . Aside from that it's a pretty good car . Kenny

Hi Dave , I'm glad you made it through your GiG w out any real lasting damage . Could this experience be a wake up call of sorts ? Kenny

Left Crab ! Why is Craig effing with Kenny ? Right Crab ! Milo ! left Craig a steamy pile in his beach towel . Kenny

Sure ! Why Not ! I say let's go for it . We have to do something to get A I out of the picture ... At least with her it's the devil we all Know .? Kenny

Left Crab ! Why is the sand on the beach wet ? Right Crab ! Because the sea weed ! Kenny

This is a great time to ask yourself ! What would Yoko Ono Do ? If she can do ! You can do it ! Kenny

As a producer of some of Ravi Shanker's Music . I think George shined . Those videos can be found here https://www.youtube.com/@GeorgeHarrisonOfficial/videos Kenny

It looks as if the drummer has seen her do that move a thousand times .. He's not even looking at her perfectly sculptured set of buns ...? Kenny

This sums up how I feel about these sitar performances . If you got to go there give me some vintage George Harrison sitar performances or leave me be ? Kenny

Wouldn't Magix Music Maker ( any edition ) smoke that Tesla DAW ? Off with your head Telejazz ! My Baby's Father put a lot of work into that DAW . Kenny

That was interesting in it's own way ... Lots of C Major going on there on that map ....What Happened ? No A Minor ! Kenny

This is what eventually happened to The FedEx driver that delayed the delivery of Dave's mixer . He thought he was slick wearing a UPS hat when he got caught sneaking around Dave's property checking up on things . Kenny

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Dang ! I hope you get it tomorrow . Kenny

Einsteins fingers are bunched up all on The Fifth Fret . There is no doubt about it as this proves the theory . He is reaching for the most lovely sounding chord in the Whole Wide Universe ! The A Minor Chord . Even Milo Knows That Glorious Sound when he hears and plays it ! Kenny

Poor Craig ! He forgot there is "One Bird "worth keeping in the hand Kenny