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Do you remember all the times you wanted The Chunk-N-Dale's to promote you up the ranks to Cannon Ball Man ? Keep posting stuff like this and you may find yourself next in line for getting shot out of the cannon a lot sooner than you think ? Kenny

Well that's certainly OK ! Your honesty is admirable ! You can still come to the weekend potluck dinner , but you can't come out to the bonfire on the beach and sing ‘Kumbaya’ with the rest of us dog loving crybabies until you watch the video ? Kenny

? Oh well ! At least I cried genuine tears over the dog . Kenny

Oh well ! At least I told them I was trying to become an Astronaut Kenny

After watching this video I can't seem to shut off the waterworks ! Kenny

With Logic like that! You may be onto something ? Kenny

Actually the stuffed skunk was the one holding his nose . ? If he could have scaled the height of my crib , he would have made a run for it ? Kenny

Look at what happens the day Ed finally got all his collab mates to send their parts in on time so he can mix the new song . Kenny

Things ain't what they were in the 80's ? as far as couples intimacy go's . Now a days with everything health wise that has been going around you might be able to stay healthier for much longer because not being able to find your nuts in today's day and age is not such a big deal after all . A lot of people seem to have that problem . Finding your nuts is one thing but lets face it , The simple truth of the matter is your nuts don't always have your best interests in mind . The world seems to be full of people that had everything life had to offer . Love , Money Security , Property , Prestige , all those interesting little VST things , and with one slip of the nuts they lost it all. In a way not being in a relationship where your nuts call all the shots may be a good thing after all for some people . Short arm's and not being able to reach the the Southern Artillery appears to be a problem and deal breaker of sorts for me . I'm simply just way too young and sexually frustrated as it is to allow myself to turn into a grey short haired mini T Rex that acts like he lost his boys at the vet and is now masquerading around town as a cute furry squirrel ? Plus with arms that short nobody in their right mind is ever gonna invite any one out to the Friday Night All You Can Eat Peanut Restaurants Buffet. Why ? Because with arms that short , you ain't never gonna be able to reach into your pockets for your wallet and pay for your share of the check ? Kenny

I am not kidding when I say what I'm about to say ...this is the absolute truth and it really did happen too me . After wasting over 20 years of intense therapy I saw my baby pictures when I got older and there was no teddy bear or little furry stuffed lamb chop for me to dribble , squeeze , and nibble on . My Parents had taken all my younger baby pictures with me holding a stuffed skunk ! I soon realized those baby pictures were an important event that altered the shape and molded the directional orbit of my life because I knew just about everybody else had a teddy bear . Often times I will just tell people I had a teddy bear just to fit in .( like I did here in another post ) As Epiphany 's go , this one sure helped me understand the inner mental working 's of the outer edges of my mental and emotional sanity . Kenny

WOW ! this is absolutely the nicest thing you ever said too me in all my years here ...? Anyway ! I happen to like the squirrel pic you posted . I posted what i though the squirrel " in the picture " may have been thinking .. Since we are on this subject we all know squirrel 's have way too much fur to look good dressed up in a bikini . Woah ! wait a minute here , on second thought I just realized if I had a squirrel dressed in a bikini when I was a little baby instead of the boring generic teddy bear they forced on me , my life may have turned out a lot different ? Kenny

Sounds like you had a real good thing going there for a while ! I guess the bowl of free peanuts at the bar was simply just too much temptation to resist . For now let's place the blame of all these drastic physical changes many of us are feeling on the Pandemic Kenny

From the looks of what I can see so far , I might have to go and get my glasses so I can see the nuts Kenny

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One of the best concerts I ever went to was back in the day when both Johnny and Edgar did shows together .The first time I heard Frankenstein Johnny invited Edgar on stage and the band went into this tune...Johnny on guitar , Rick Derringer on guitar Edgar on synths and horn , Dan Hartman on bass , those players I remember + there was a mix of Johnny's Band and Edgar's Band ...The show I saw was pretty much what they were doing for live shows as per the Tobacco Road Live album. Back then Edgar was still very young , he was also very charismatic and he put on one hell of a show musically and visually when the band played Frankenstein .... To this day Frankenstein is a tune I really enjoy on many levels .Later on in life I caught Rick Derringer playing it with his band and I got to talk with him after his show ... I'm such a lazy bum I should learn how to play it....anyway thanks for posting your example of Epic Synth Solo's ..... Kenny

Songs ? Last time I checked Guitar Players don't care about no stinking songs ! All most of us really care about are Epic Guitar Solo's . Admittedly many of us do fool our self's into thinking we may be the one guitar player who can come up with an Epic Guitar Solo that can match the luscious tones , intensity and phrases of the iconic guitar solo Jimmy Page played on Stairway To Heaven If we can't achieve that lofty goal , then some of us fool our self's into hoping the day will come when we can come up with an original guitar riff that matches the memorable ear worm worthiness of Smoke on The Water or Iron Man . Oh Yeah ! IN GUITAR WE TRUST ! Kenny

A little history lesson here ? Times were much simpler when many of us here on this forum were still little babies . The craft of writing songs involved the use of some very simple effective writing tools . A musician would be out having a bite to eat or a drink . Often times a song idea would come to him (or her ) like a bolt of lighting . Fearing they might loose the songs message and inspiration , the best option for them at the time was to just grab a napkin ,a pen or a pencil , and write the song idea on it . A lot of Hit Songs have come about as a result of this time honored simple approach ....I often wonder . Have we or some of us lost our way ? all the best, Kenny

Whomever among us who share the numbers reflected in this VST Scan are not worthy to stand in the shadow of the Great Bapu ! ? I'm just kidding around . Like a lot of people around here I bought as many high quality plugins and synths I could afford when they were on sale . The joy of achieving ownership has been a perk and acquiring these tools has given me at times a false sense of fleeting self esteem . The DOG honest truth is "in my case " I have wasted many an hour of my precious musical creativity using the pasta method of throwing all sorts of VST plugins and synths into my projects with the hopes that something will eventually stick . The sad part for me is while I was using this approach , I even had the nerve to not even know how to use any of them Oh well ! there you have it ! my confession is over , Kenny

Sorry to see the thread go bye bye ! I'm just glad they got the guy that ate the baby hippo . He was giving all us Zebras a bad name . Now as far as Cakewalk By Bandlab goes , I am running the current version ( pre future update version ) I have to say this has got to be the best release of Cakewalk By BandLab "so far for me " that I have used on all my computers . Very stable and feature rich .I wound up giving the boot to a number of full featured DAW's I no longer use any more .

After I bring my captive audience to the dog park and walk him , I'll do the same . Kenny

Anybody here notice the girl in the photo ? Kenny

With such an impressive client roster at Abbey Road ! it don't matter who you are . Studio time at Abbey Road Studios must be really expensive if you have to sell the shoes off your feet to be able to book and afford studio time over there Kenny

And They Lived Happily Ever After Hey !! what about me! what about me !! ? Kenny

Let me see if I got this one right.? She is 25 years old . She has a youthful appeal and charm . Plus she has killer legs and a figure to die for. Off course The Jaguar eats her ! Wouldn't you ? Kenny

After the honeymoon phase of Bobs relationship ran it's course , here's Bob having a conversation with an old friend .? I haven't talked to my wife for two weeks. Why, you guys having trouble? No, I just didn't want to interrupt her. Kenny