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My bed sucks so I threw it out ... Ever since that day I haven't had a female sleep over . Now I toss and turn every night by myself on a Lazy Boy ... Kenny

Thank you for sharing ! How does that make you feel ? Kenny

Wow your gig sounds like a cross between a music filled sauna and people packed in there like sardines having fun . I remember playing clubs like that . I wish I had a time machine because every so often I honestly miss playing those type of places . ? Wow I can't believe you are finally coming down from The North to visit me and Craig ! It takes more that 3 hours to to take in the sights of our local females . If you ever want The Coffee House to hear from you again don't forget to bring along a hat and a wig for the coconut . This way if you want to make a quick escape out of here , you can always tell the Whales you brought along a cute friend for them to meet as you slip out the back door in plain sight . There are times when having a shaved head has it advantages . Kenny

Thank you Sheens ! Thank you pwalpwal ! Hi Bapu !Thank you Sir ...my absolute surprise is I made it this far . Hi Sheens ! Congrats on your 14 years ....After dropping serious coin on a Gibson ES 17 CC last year , I'm in the process of trying to raise funds . If I do any shopping for this milestone , I may get a few items I need ...Gtr stand , picks , strings and cables .... One never knows ,I have been known to walk into a music store to buy strings and walk out with another guitar? Dang you have busted me ...I had to find out for myself how big women's racks have grown in the past 40 years .... thanks all , Kenny

The hat is sure nice ...the foxy dude ....I don't know about him .... I'm not sure if he is modern day pretty boy or if he is just trying to steal a hippo with benefits away from me by making eyes at her . Kenny

I had my first day of sobriety ...O.D.A.T,,,,.No alcohol , no illegal drugs ! and about 10 years ago I added no puddy (not by choice )? YYyaaaayyyy......Happy Birthday to me..... Kenny PS this does have a lot to do with music maybe I will talk about that topic someday .

How does that make you feel ? Kenny

If you want to look cool , stay warm in the winter and have a ponytail again . Get your self one of these . Kenny

If you think I have um breadth ? Take a good look at her . It took a whole 55 gallon drum filled with Tic Tac's to get my mouth back to normal ? Kenny

Come to Kenny Darling ! Lets find out if doing it Hippo style has a direct advantage over doing it dogie style ? When things get hot and heavy ....she may try to take control of the encounter and mount you from the top ...be warned don't let t happen .? Kenny

Just remember Insignificant Thought of the day All "Peckers Enjoy Nice Intimate Spaces ". Kenny

? At least I told the lion to hurry up and give the elephant back the nuts for his Propulsion Enhanced Neurotic Insertion System ...... Kenny

Dude! I think Straummy remembers us ! Hurry up and give him back his peanuts ! Kenny

See if this helps https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=do+people+mosterize+the+head+after+they+shave+it Kenny

Hey ! the same thing happened to me . I went out to enjoy a simple local speed dating night held at a Portland night club . When signing up , I should have read the fine print. There it was plain as day . The event was being hosted by the association of Portland Female Shamu's ! and Orcas ! Kenny

One benefit of shaving your head around Christmas time is when they decide to make a Chia pet in your image, you will know exactly what it will look like ? Kenny

I shaved my head once . It was a major adjustment for me . My head and neck nearly froze to death during a typical August California Heat Wave . Who Loves You Baby ! Kenny

That was nice thanks .? Sure if you got all the bucks it takes for all that expensive gear. When you factor in everything including all the time it takes to route it all up for the show I get it You get an uncluttered , simple easy to maintain stage . I knew he sounded too good to not be using an amp ...The proof is right next to his left leg . Kenny

I wanted to do a Mission Impossible face reveal where I pull of the Bapu mask and show my face ... Something went horribly wrong !! ...I pulled off the Bapu mask and this here face was there instead of my own . As they say , Oh well ! back to the drawing board , Kenny

Hey fellas please let me know when it is safe for me to come back here . Kenny

Only one handed ? It takes at least two hands to get the job done when a girl has a set as nice as hers . No wonder they killed the thread . Kenny

OMG! Kenny killed a thread! Yeah you got that right ! When you are posting a pic of a woman with 3 luscious perfectly shaped mammary glands ....you got to be careful who you tell. All I said was ....One for you !... One for me ! and One for anybody but the Bass Player ! I guess folks around here don't like when your generous and U invite your friends over for lunch Oh well time to get my licks in someplace else , Kenny

One of my better pics . Attribution accepted Kenny

Hendrix's looks a lot like Einstein Elvis looks a lot like Bapu ? Kenny

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