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Poor guy ! He couldn't get drunk . Eat a whole Pizza by himself and then fall asleep ! Is it any wonder he took it out on his girlfriend and the rabbit died ? Kenny

This is exactly what could happen to any couple when they practice the rhythm method with out a metronome Kenny

Seems logical ? Kenny

Our Pie's use only the finest ingredients ! That is why they are so good ! Kenny

Ah Yes !The enthusiastic response I get when I see a new CC Larry Deal Thread . Is this deal too good to be true ? Can I afford it ? My poor ole wallet after I throw caution to the wind and just go for it Kenny

Pete hit the Big Time ? I knew he was working on someting Big when he gave up chasing all the beaver in the lake and wrote a self help book on how to achive and maintain a healthy monogamous relationship . Kenny

Alright ! who stole Craigs brain and stuck a Nobel Peace Prize winners brain in it 's place ... Loved you post BTW , Kenny

How true ! I have " a friend " who wound up in therapy because of all the insecurity he felt concerning the size of his Peter . After years and years of therapy he eventually learned how to get a grip on his short comings . Kenny

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La la la la la la la la!!! Gee Thanks a lot Pal ...... Kenny

I wonder what he is listening to . Kenny

? Gilligan's Island and The Wind Cries Mary were both in play during the mid 60 's . I would imagine if Jimi got around a TV set in his travels he may have seen the show . How do I know this ? I heard that one of Strummy's long lost distant relatives heard Jimi's longer titled version of the song called the Wind Cries Mary Ann Not Ginger and he suggested to Jimi that he should just shorten the songs title to The Wind Cries Mary .... Kenny PS When ever I'm in the mood to tell a whopper , I have 2 rules I must follow ... The Facts and the thread topic may have nothing to do with it . In addition to that point we all know Santa Clause , The Easter Bunny and Superman aren't real , I figure I might as well marinate the untruth I'm attempting to convey in my story and go big ?

As much as I like Vincent van Gogh I would have still asked and went for this one ? Kenny

Finally !? Now that we are done with the horse watching , I'm wondering when you entered The Cakewalk Screen Name Witness Relocation Program . With over 3400 + posts I don't recall who you are or might be under the current screen name of Xoo ... Kenny

Dang Wibbles ! you have pulled off the impossible and beat Craigb at something by 1998 Kenny

I worked for Sam Ash Music NYC in the late 70 's. We had the Kramer guitars with the aluminum necks ... To be honest with you they played very nice and they were high quality guitars. The price range on those were a little out of my range or I may have considered getting one . ( they cost as much as a Les back then ...about a grand ) I used to kid around with people and tell them this is not the guitar you want to drag around in zero degree weather and play right after getting in from out of the cold ... Stanley Jordan used to come into the store once or twice a month and play his .....Man we were all hypnotized when he came in and did that . Kenny

On guessing Keith's true age in years ,we may need to add a pile more 0's to that 348 number we have up to be accurate . Did you know .... Keith Richards has now been finally credited by Science with having started the first Society for The Prevention of Cruelty of Animals .... Earths Ice Age had previously hidden this fact . Kenny

Keith Richards after exhausting a full shipping container filled with Crepe Erase . Kenny

Does this fine establishment have horse parking ? Yes we do . Just leave him there and our head valet will take care of it for you . Kenny

In some of the threads I have enjoyed posting in the most , I have noticed the OP has only posted a few comments while I on the other hand have clogged up the poor OP's thread by posting the wreckage of my presence all over the place in the double digits ..... Oh well at least I'm aware of it , Kenny

What !!! Ellen Barkin has a hot looking doppelgänger that's also a DJ ? Kenny Likes .....Kenny Likes.....

Yeah I know ? that is why I have decided to gift you with a guitar tuner just like my very own Shiloh ! White was sold out so I got you one in brown . I don't have a tracking # for you yet , but you can expect it to arrive soon because it is in the processes of being delivered . Kenny

Hennessy! Him not drinking is a good thing . What makes him a bad person is he hasn't bought a round of drinks for the whole bar in over 40 years. ? While other people hid a poster of Farrah Fawcett in their bed room , Not our boy Kennessy ! his room had a Wimmpy Wellington poster . He didn't start out life to be a bad azz. This happened quite by accident on the day he decided to add the missing chip to his other shoulder , The shoulder that didn't have one . Well you can't blame a fella for loving his animals . Can you ? The truth is he thought he had a dog the whole time but when he had his eyes checked out and got himself a set of prescription glasses , he soon realized he had been walking this fella every day at the local dog park . all the best Kennessy

What's next ? You gonna try and tell me this handsome fella named Shiloh is not guitar tuner ? Kenny

After dispensing with all the traditional bathroom comfort items such as magazines , toilet paper , washcloths and bath towels , The owner of this bathroom decided after each use to treat his butt and his balls to a NASCAR inspired pit stop cleaning experience . Kenny