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Regardless of who your with and what your doing , if you happen to see anyone with teeth like this hanging out near the red light district of your town. Stop what your doing , Pull up your pant's , Zip up your Zipper and RUN FOR YOUR LIFE ! Your very life may depend on taking these actions . This public service message has been brought to you from The Adult Survivors Of Unwanted Circumcisions Gone Bad ! Baaadddd Kenny ?

Once you slap a set of ape hangers that high on your bike you won't ever need the use The Total Gym anymore . Now you can do all your sets of chin ups and chest exercises as you wait for the traffic light to turn from red to green . Kenny

Oh Oh ! it looks like a few of them got out of the crates ! ! Kenny

What ! He forgot about us monkeys again ? Kenny

After selling out all the advance orders of the official commemorative Coffee House Mug .... We find our famed Coffee House mug inventor at the office enjoying a relaxing moment ! Kenny

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Back when I worked in Music Stores back in the 70' and 80's the nature of retail music sales was set up in a way to try and get you to work with out taking a lunch break . Typically the music stores would get a lunch time rush of customers . The stores back then would offer to kick in 4 dollars to get you to skip your lunch break .... In spite of the passage of time I see some things haven't changed regardless of a persons occupation in the work world . Kenny

Yeah rubber johnny ! I like the ring of that so much I nicked it and put it in his short story biography . Kenny

I didn't get his name at first , but I do know in High School he used to go by the name The Big 10. Apparently he picked a really good name for himself yet he hadn't thought it the whole way through . A couple of weeks before prom night one of the cheer leaders decided to sample his wares and she was somewhat disappointed to discover there was an element of false advertising in play regarding his epic name . She was expecting the full experience of The Big 10 but what she got was the little Three 3 times and then he owed her one . As one could imagine , once the word got out , all the high school students both male and female decided to teach our friend a lesson he would remember for the rest of his life . They shot him with an animal dart tranquilizer rifle , dressed him up in a big slimy rubber , then they took his picture for the whole world to see him for what he really was . And there you have it folks , This is the true story of Rubber Johnny after he was forced to stop using the nick name The Big 10 and wound up in the Class of 68 High School Year Book . Kenny

Poor fella ! everyone knew he was a wiener in real life . Once he decided to post that picture online he removed all doubts . Kenny

? good observation ! Now let's take a good hard look at the rocks on the left . They form a set of lips ? From the looks of things going on over there help has finally arrived . Kenny

Dear Strummy , Can eating way to many chicken wings cause me to get the runs ? Kenny

I spent a lot of time before I was 18 years old in adult situations like where you worked . My favorite curvey aun't danced a some pretty swanky places in NYC . I used to love the fact that my mom wouldn't hire a baby sitter .She would just bring myself and my 2 brothers out to the club to see my aun't dance and all the dancers bettwen dances would baby sit us . I used to love all the attention the dancers would lavish on us ....they would hold our hands , flirt and just make a big fuss over the 3 brothers dressed in the same outfits ...Some would even go as far as to ask me if I was single ?and available to get married I guess by todays standards my mom would be considered a party girl and many of my aun'ts and uncles had no relations ship to me and my brothers what so ever ? I do get what you are saying . As an adult I have played and worked in places where there were nude dancers , gambling , and all sorts of activities going on ...sometimes even in the same place . My humor may have been out of place in the context of your post . I appologise if my post may caused you any emotional distress. Kenny

Hey Pinocchio ! Stop showing off " your appreciation" and sit your butt back down in the chair . You will get your chance ! The puppet show is scheduled to start once all the nude dancers have danced their first set so try to keep it in your pant's. Kenny

You are now cordially invited to come to the bonfire on the beach , hold hands , and sing ‘Kumbaya’ with the rest of us dog loving crybabies ? Kenny

That is some super funny stuff ? I started out in this thread crying and now I'm laughing . Kenny

? I am so lucky to have him , Thank you , Kenny

What about multiflavored Abandonware edible dainty's just like what's under a sweet 21 year old hottys plaid skirt ? You know what they say ....Its your duty when you chase that booty ...........? After all , she went through all the trouble of hunting you down after the Gig just to get your autograph ...... Oh boy Kenny ! it may be a good idea for you to get your mind out of the gutter since there ain't no more fairytales with a happy ending any time soon for you buddy Kenny

Milo ! is keeping a close eye on the subject matter of this thread ? Kenny

With a resume like that , it sounds like you got the makings of becoming a great musical director for The Chunk-N- Dales ?? Kenny

When one door closes another door opens ! Aside from that it's a pretty good car ! Kenny

I am addicted to brake fluid ! But I can stop anytime . Kenny

We at The Chunk-N Dales organization are very glad to see you are interested in becoming a Chunk -N -Dale - Cannon Ball Man . We have streamlined the application process to make it as simple as possible for all parties interesting in climbing the heights our corporate job ladder . The first step you need to do is make an appointment with our front office . Then show up on time for your Cannon fitting . Once in the comfort of the private room we will provide for you , our fitting processes is simple as A. B. C. 1. 2. 3 . You drop your drawers , then we will take an accurate measurement of your Patoot ! Now before you jump to any non reality based conclusions or fan any fears you may be having about our process. Let us reassure you , we need to measure you in this very precise fashion because we need to know what sized Cannon Bore is the absolute correct size for you and your plus sized physical measurements . . The safety of all our employees are one of our main concerns here at Chunk - N - Dales! In addition to our stringent safety protocols , We wouldn't want you getting stuck halfway down the Cannon when it is time for things to go Boom !? Kenny

This thread has got me thinking a lot about my dog Milo . I just found a text on my old phone stating directions to the meeting I had to pick him up . I got Milo November 20 TH 2020 . Wow that's 76,291,200 seconds or, 1,271,520 minutes or, 21,192 hours or , 883 days or 126 weeks and 1 day....or , 2 years, 5 months, 2 days of Loved filled moments we have shared together in our Lives . WOW what a track record ! For a guy that can't seem to get a date on Valentines Day . Since there is no doubt in my mind I love Milo, I guess it may be time for us both to take a trip to Vegas , find an Elvis justice of the peace , rent a skydiving plane , put on a parachute , jump out of the plane together , and have the Elvis justice of the peace marry us on the way down ....? Kenny

After considering hiring a neighbors dog to help him tidy up and save time organizing his projects . He decided to let the idea marinate a couple of days because he knew the dog had problems following directions . The dog on the other hand was convinced he got the GIG as an unpaid studio apprentice in Bapu's Studio . To show initiative and bump up his value as a studio apprentice the dog thought it was OK to start a full VST scan on Bapus DAW at exactly the same moment in time Bapu wanted to mix his new project . Kenny