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The middle aged woman stood naked before the mirror dismayed by what she saw....

"I'm all wrinkly and everything is too big or too saggy" she said turning to her husband " please tell me something positive, love...."

"There's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

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A lawyer stopped by, but he went straight to the bar...

The dentist laughed because he already knew the drill!

Oh, and the mortician?  He ended up doing a dead lift!

 

I'm here all night, remember to tip your waitress over!  😁

(*Psst!*  You're supposed to say "over-tip your waitress!")

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