Notes_Norton Posted November 18, 2021 Author Share Posted November 18, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 We put our microwave on the counter but the feet are slippery & the door is kind of tight so when I pull the door it slides forward. It has almost fallen to the floor a few times. It's an off the shelf design. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 Until the house is bought and the kids play their music "loud enough to raise the dead!" 😁 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted November 20, 2021 Author Share Posted November 20, 2021 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Gerber Posted November 20, 2021 Share Posted November 20, 2021 (edited) Not exactly a pun, but: A guitarist and his wife did not get along well at all. One night, after he had been drinking heavily, she grabbed one of his guitars and hit him over the head. Next, she took his other guitar and whacked him again so hard that he died. But a neighbor heard the commotion and called the police. They came to the house and arrested her. In court, the judge asked her, "First offender"? And she thought for a moment and replied, "No, your honor. First I hit him with the Gibson and then I smacked him with the Fender!" 😜 Edited December 9, 2021 by jsg 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted November 21, 2021 Share Posted November 21, 2021 2 hours ago, jsg said: Not exactly a pun, but: No - that is exactly a pun - funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pwal³ Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 Obligatory ot warning 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pwal³ Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 Bonus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Notes_Norton Posted November 23, 2021 Author Share Posted November 23, 2021 A twist on a very old skit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 52 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said: A twist on a very old skit Which reminds me of Bapu's purchasing for Autumn: Third Bass. 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xoo Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 Reminds me of this - still brilliant: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pwal³ Posted November 25, 2021 Share Posted November 25, 2021 The Two Ronnies Four Candles 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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craigb Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 A pun about podiatrists? That's quite a feat! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rfssongs Posted November 26, 2021 Share Posted November 26, 2021 In response to this one the wife says she heard that one of them is a real heal. Yes she jumped in with both feat.. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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