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3 hours ago, pwalpwal said:

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Better than having Roger Waters as your parent!  Imagine trying to do ANYTHING without having to listen to his political views!  😆

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On 6/19/2020 at 3:58 PM, Bapu said:

I once posted 10 puns to garner some laughter.

Not one pun in ten did.

 

 

 

the old jokes never die

The correct (and not unfunny) bastardisation should be 'No pun in ten did' - surely?

Ed, are you Bobby in your spare time?

 

 

 

 

 

Acceptable answers:

  1. No, and don't call  me Bobby
  2. Yes, and don't call me Shirley
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24 minutes ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

The correct (and not unfunny) bastardisation should be 'No pun in ten did' - surely?

It's the pandemic. Screws up my memory (as if I ever had one, sheeesh)

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29 minutes ago, SteveStrummerUK said:

The correct (and not unfunny) bastardisation should be 'No pun in ten did' - surely?

Eye Fyxed yt fur ewe Straummy.

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Nothing like dragging something I made over TEN YEARS AGO(!) back up, eh?

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Sounds like a good suggestion!  My psychologist is cute and likes to do the same thing as your picture. 😜

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2 hours ago, craigb said:

Sounds like a good suggestion!  My psychologist is cute and likes to do the same thing as your picture. 😜

Read ??

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12 minutes ago, rfssongs said:

Read ??

What else do you do with a book?

Duh. 😆

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Do you really feel qualified?

 


A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,

‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger,

‘What would you like to talk about?’

‘Oh, I don’t know,’ said the stranger. ‘How about nuclear power?’
and he smiles.

OK, ‘she said. ‘That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.

Why do you suppose that is?’

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, ‘Hmmm, I have no idea.’

To which the little girl replies, ‘Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know sch!t?

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I wanted to marry an English teacher when she got out of jail...

 

But you can't end a sentence with a proposition.

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No pun intended

Translation:

The pun was absolutely definitely 1000% intended, planned and carefully placed.

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