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We put our microwave on the counter but the feet are slippery & the door is kind of tight so when I pull the door it slides forward. It has almost fallen to the floor a few times.

It's an off the shelf design.

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Until the house is bought and the kids play their music "loud enough to raise the dead!" 😁

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Not exactly a pun, but:

A guitarist and his wife did not get along well at all.  One night, after he had been drinking heavily, she grabbed one of his guitars and hit him over the head.  Next, she took his other guitar and whacked him again so hard that he died. 

But a neighbor heard the commotion and called the police.  They came to the house and arrested her.  In court, the judge asked her, "First offender"?  

And she thought for a moment and replied,

"No, your honor.  First I hit him with the Gibson and then I smacked him with the Fender!"

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52 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said:

A twist on a very old skit

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Which reminds me of Bapu's purchasing for Autumn:  Third Bass.  😁

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In response to this one the wife says she heard that one of them is a real heal.

 

Yes she jumped in with both feat..

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