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John Travolta tested negative for coronavirus last night. Turns out it was just Saturday night fever.  

 

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Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

 

There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did. 

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4 hours ago, rfssongs said:

My wife uses voice recognition to do her texting - yup she is the real dictator of the family.

Does she lose trousers often and is always asking about them too?  Then you'd know who "where's the pants" in that family as well!

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