Notes_Norton Posted November 20, 2023 Author Share Posted November 20, 2023 I tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted November 21, 2023 Author Share Posted November 21, 2023 I don't trust stairs … they are always up to something. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted November 23, 2023 Author Share Posted November 23, 2023 I got a job in a transmission shop. It's shift work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted December 6, 2023 Author Share Posted December 6, 2023 Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted December 7, 2023 Author Share Posted December 7, 2023 OK, I don't know if this should go in the Pun fred, or the music cartoon fred. But since I'm here... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 8 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: OK, I don't know if this should go in the Pun fred, or the music cartoon fred. But since I'm here... And Tom Cruised! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
57Gregy Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 On 12/7/2023 at 9:22 AM, Notes_Norton said: OK, I don't know if this should go in the Pun fred, or the music cartoon fred. But since I'm here... They're not all musicians, so I think this is the place. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grem Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 19 hours ago, craigb said: And Tom Cruised on down the road Fixed it for ya!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xoo Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 20 hours ago, craigb said: And Tom Cruised! Allegedly :-) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted December 12, 2023 Author Share Posted December 12, 2023 Craig, this might be a repeat… I'm reading a book about antigravity. It's impossible to put down! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted December 13, 2023 Author Share Posted December 13, 2023 I've decided to sell my hoover… it was just collecting dust. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 25 minutes ago, Notes_Norton said: I've decided to sell my hoover… it was just collecting dust. I bought it, but I want my money back! This thing sucks!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted December 14, 2023 Author Share Posted December 14, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted December 15, 2023 Author Share Posted December 15, 2023 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
57Gregy Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 2 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: Has to use the walk-through at McDonald's. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted December 16, 2023 Author Share Posted December 16, 2023 On 12/15/2023 at 10:17 AM, Notes_Norton said: Call this truck if your car is 'toe-taled' (Totaled) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigb Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 After that tow truck, I don't want to see an asphalt truck! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted December 18, 2023 Author Share Posted December 18, 2023 Or the dump truck, either. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted December 21, 2023 Author Share Posted December 21, 2023 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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