Are The Days of Daisy Dukes Gazing Over?

[Bapu 2,742]

[Mesh 1,702]

Apparently not

[Wibbles 2,701]

It depends on whether I've got my glasses on or not.

[kennywtelejazz 1,142]

Who needs glasses for her ? I know what to do . I have had a lot of practice in the dark ...all by myself

If my car ever breaks down late at night  on a lonely country road . When  I finally walk up the hill to the farmers house to get some help

Oh Lawd Please    let it be her that answers  the door ...

 

Kenny

Edited March 9, 2020 by kennywtelejazz

[Wibbles 2,701]

59 minutes ago, kennywtelejazz said:

Who needs glasses for her ?

People who read the title of thread. 

[kennywtelejazz 1,142]

11 hours ago, Wibbles said:

People who read the title of thread. 

So what you can read !   Your not gonna get a roll in the hay with Miss  Daisy Duke's just  by getting all intellectual with  her ...

 

Kenny

 

Edited March 10, 2020 by kennywtelejazz

[Mesh 1,702]

12 hours ago, kennywtelejazz said:

So what you can read !   Your not gonna get a roll in the hay with Miss  Daisy Duke's just  by getting all intellectual with  her ...

 

Kenny

 

Whoah there big boy....just from gazing at Daisy you're already rolling in the hay.

Man, that Kenny's a playa!  

[kennywtelejazz 1,142]

14 hours ago, Mesh said:

Whoah there big boy....just from gazing at Daisy you're already rolling in the hay.

Man, that Kenny's a playa!  

Oh Snap Mesh ! I just found my reading glasses , Yikes after putting them on I can now see the thread title says gazing not grazing 🤣

Can I still be a playa !   🤠 even if it is only in my own mind .

Kenny

 

Edited March 11, 2020 by kennywtelejazz

[craigb 3,312]

An old bull and a young bull are on top of a hill looking down at the herd...

Young bull: "Hey! Let's run down and f*** a cow!"

Old bull: "No, Son...  Let's walk down and f*** ALL the cows."

[David Baay 538]

Just be sure to keep track of which port is which (can be hard to tell if you're not looking directly from behind in good light), and don't disable Local Control too soon. 

[Mesh 1,702]

8 hours ago, David Baay said:

Just be sure to keep track of which port is which (can be hard to tell if you're not looking directly from behind in good light), and don't disable Local Control too soon. 

This tip  can cover a lot of ground....

 

[kennywtelejazz 1,142]

 

 

Kenny

[David Baay 538]

I'll let someone else make the sheep joke.

[kennywtelejazz 1,142]

 

Today we are having a sale on Glazed Daisy Dukes  doughnuts . Buy a dozen and get a free Wibbles

Kenny