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No. Stones.

No. Stones.

Bapu's level of punnery in this thread is so bad that I sent him an invoice for the time I wasted reading them. He clearly didn't read it properly or he wouldn't have needed to ask......Bill ? Why man?

I can never resist bad pun threads. Lemmy see if I can think of one...

Can't say. I have a condition that prevents me from listening to c word music.

I think I might have once seen one of them in a discarded magazine that somebody had obviously only bought for the article on vintage cars.

I've long thought that the lack of plug and play compatibility that other DAWs seem to have with the various controllers available is the thing that must hurt them most in trying to attract new users and perversely maybe the fact that it's free. There's so much to learn when starting out that it's not difficult to imagine someone going for a paid alternative because the manufacturer of the controller they have their eye one at least kind of endorses it, if not actually giving you the junior version to get you started. It's easy enough to pick up some kind of sampler elsewhere, but a midi controller with a CW mode ? No chance it seems. Free is great on the one hand, but on the other to the uninitiated it might say.....not very good. No such thing as a free lunch, right? Plus when we get something for nothing it's easier to give up on it at the first hurdle. Then again when it was a paid product clearly not enough people bought it to make it viable and that's why we are where we are. I'm ok with that. As long as it continues to work it does all that I need it to and I don't feel the need to consider looking elsewhere.

LOL. I was visiting a friend one day when her mother turned up. She asked her where her husband was and without pause she said.." he's in the other room looking at porn on his computer.." Well, there's honesty and there's honesty I thought......my face must have been a picture, but mother seemed totally un-phased by this declaration and set off in the direction of the other room to find him.... I guess the look on my face must have said it all, so when she stopped laughing (it took a while) she explained that he was researching camper vans, but such was his fascination with them that the family all referred to it as his version of porn. 😌

As long as it's more or less in tune..

Some say South. It depends.

They usually have bells in them, right? So we're still good......

I guess that even silicon valley types get old eventually......

The only quavers I know anything about are these....

Oh, and IBTL. (We all know where this thread is gonna Bell End up, right...?)

I phoned a suicide prevention helpline last week........... I told the lady who answered that a month ago I met the most beautiful girl in the world and she's really into me. Won't leave me alone, if you know what I mean. Anyhoo, I was feeling so lucky that I bought a lottery ticket for the first time ever and I won 39 million, so I went straight to the swanky car dealership and bought the lamborghini that I've always lusted after and they gave me a 20% discount too. Now I'm having my dream house custom built and I asked my girl to marry me. I know it's a bit sudden, but it just feels right, She agreed, but only if there is a pre-nup that gives her nothing in the event of a spilt because she doesn't want people to think that she's after my money. "So what is your problem?" the lady asked. "Oh" I said, "I don't have a problem, I just thought I'd let you hear some good news for a change." Shut up. It's the CH...old jokes are allowed.

Pessimistic expectations never increase spirits

Only if you sit on it for 10 minutes first...... So I heard...

Predictably eliciting nonsensical immature statements.

I don't think that anyone is looking at her little left toe....... Because they're too busy trying to unsee the little piggy that went to market.

Sorry to be the one to break it to you, but everybody here has got at least one of those. 😉

Why did you only put in enough jabs for half a year......do you know something we don't ??

Sounds to me like you've got the basis of a C&W song or two there...... Fire up the rig and get 'em done before you accidentally cheer yourself up..😀

to Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom Bom on the Am note?

I really don't think that anyone needs me to point out ...." been a tool since 1977". 😀

You married Miss Right before finding out that her first name was Always ?