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No sarcasm intended in my previous response to you James.

Mebbe he got him mixed up with the David Kelly that mysteriously "committed suicide" after suggesting that Tony Bliar wasn't being totally honest. I think he was Welsh.

I actually thought that the OP did well to get so many sensible answers tbh. Would have been way worse in the old CH. I'm sorry if my effort failed to meet the required standard for acceptable humour.

I hope that you're not suggesting that somebody who appears to be female should be treated differently to anyone else because that would be sexist. 😏

Don't be embarrassed Bapu. Remember, some folks here openly flirted with a man pretending to be a woman.

Note to self.......remember that craigb is deaf.

No, not at all. The ladies are most welcome, however there are some rules. Please note these are all numbered "1". 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, sexual fantasies , or monster trucks. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape. 1. Thank you for reading the rules; Yes, we know, we have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping.

"A team of Boston University researchers recently stuck a loudspeaker into one end of a PVC pipe. They cranked it up loud. What did they hear? Nothing." Am I the only one who could hear some of it before he took the thing out then?

Like the optimist thought having just jumped from the top of the skyscraper.............. so far, so good.

20 notes?

....paying particular attention to the actual words contained in the lyric. I wanted to make sure that I didn't use any words that may inadvertently cause offence. The I realised that John Cage had already done it, so I didn't bother.

It was a bit of a faff to get it set up and working - for some reason it was all there in ST3 but couldn't figure out how to get the memory v to show up in the actual syntronik UI even thought the "shop" part said it was installed. Gave up in the end and resigned myself to it just being like a sampletank library. Next day I opened the UI and there it was - go figure? Anyway, my verdict is that it's very nice for a freebie, I like the layering and the effects section, but if I was buying something of this ilk I would probably go down the Arturia route rather than Syntronik. Similar to comparing Sampletank and Kontakt to me - not bad, but you'd always know what you should have bought.* * If it didn't involve NI.

Yeah, he should of spotted that.

Yeah, sounds like agenda driven BS to me. Anything google is a virus IMO.

Thankfully not seeing any here on either lappy, phone or tablet.

That would be sexist.

......It was going to be yesterday, but they weren't ready.

If he's good enough for Dave, then he's all right by me.....

I do have a sometimes disturbing ability to listen to the same song over and over, but yeah some do just annoy after a while and I have to move on to something else. Most memorably some years back there was one that I just couldn't shift out of my head for days afterwards and it irritated me to the point that I hated it. Eventually, I was released from it's hold and I have never listened to it since.

Ah, that explains it.............

So far the inability to shut my eyes without seeing horrors the like of which I had previously thought to be unimaginable. I may never be able to sleep again.

A happy ending from a CH resident. Thanks a bunch for that mental image.

I don't even like coffee. I come here for the therapy.