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Spitfire Jupiter by Trevor Horn - THE defining sounds of a pop icon


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On 8/11/2023 at 2:03 PM, telecode 101 said:

good for Trevor. getting in on the sampled instruments racket.

This shit's getting worse than cosmetics, sneakers and Tequila. Can't wait for Floyd Mayweather Harmonic Impakts, recorded at Madison Square Garden (OMG!), and Albion 8: Kardashian Nordic Nights, recorded live in the Lafoten Islands using Soviet Era ribbon mics (OMG!), and lastly, just in time for Christmas: 

Metropolis Ark Ø7: The Ghost of Elvis's Footstep and Stomps (AI Edition), immaculately recorded summoning the ghost of Elvis through a Ouija board to reproduce the sound of his shoes striking various surfaces, recorded with way overpriced mics and EVP Recorders, thrown through a fully refurbished Wessex A88 Console (OMG!) at Graceland. Produced with a new Pro-Tools Seance AI application, in coordination with the Presley Estate, Hans Zimmer, Rick Rubin, a little girl possessed by Quincy Jones, and a surprise appearance by Kafka's ghost, who you can hear yelling at us about "shameless sellouts" in the background of some impacts. Truly a remarkable instrument that will be utterly useless to 99% of people who buy it, but you'll still pay $799 for the privilege of telling as many people as possible that you own it. Did we mention AI? You'll buy anything with AI in title. #AI-Elvis

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