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A penguin fell asleep on an iceberg.

When he awoke he was iced over and stuck to the iceberg which was slowly drifting farther out to sea and try as he might he could not free himself. Then a few metres away a Narwhal surfaced and seemed to be looking in his direction.

"Excuse me, Mr Narwhal....I'm so sorry to bother you, but would you mind coming over here and breaking the ice ?"

The Narwhal swam slowly over to the iceberg and said....

"So, do you have any hobbies...?"

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5 minutes ago, PhonoBrainer said:

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In the Ivy League prep elementary schools however, the correct solution is to gather the testimony of witnesses and prepare to prosecute the closest person with assault. 😁

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