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  1. Since when did that matter to those who patrol the www looking for things to be offended by?
  2. paulo

    Samplab FREE!

    I didn't see your edited reply until just now. The confusion for me is that it's somehow "more convenient." I don't see it that way.
  3. A while back a friend was sent a new TV as a gift from a relative in USA. The relative bought the TV online from a UK store for delivery and sent said friend the order/invoice in case of any future problems. As luck would have it she happened to be looking out the window when the delivery truck arrived (she lives at the end of a dead end road, so all vehicles not in private driveways have to turn around basically right outside her house (No.7) . She went out to greet him as he lifted the tv out of the truck, but he proceeded to a neighbours house (No.11) with the box. The neighbour was out front anyway and told the driver that there must be some mistake as he hadn't ordered a TV. At this point she caught up and said it was for actually for her. The driver (who was not a 3rd party courier but a direct employee of the retailer) wouldn't give it to her because it said 11 on the box label and not 7. Fair enough ? Maybe so far..... So she showed him the copy of the receipt and also the the email that she had received from his company that morning informing her of it's imminent delivery. The driver was unmoved. She knows the neighbour well enough, so with all three of them standing there, she said, ok then deliver it to him, but he wouldn't do that as the guy had already said it wasn't for him. The driver took the TV away and left saying that she would have to call the retailer and sort it out. She tried this and was told even though the invoice had all the correct details and it was just the box that was somehow mislabelled that the only solution was to cancel that whole order and raise a new one......except they wouldn't allow her to do that because it was paid for by someone that was not her. So she had to call the relative in USA and ask her to cancel the order and then order it again because the was "nothing" they could do this end even though the mistake was clearly theirs. Apparently it's called progress.😕
  4. Borne of lacklustre learning of critical knowledge subjects...
  5. I couldn't decide if that was a typo or Bapu hitting new heights of comedy genius.
  6. No, the future is past. This is the new normal.
  7. The life of a muso......... Takes a day to paint a whole house..........spends 3 months fiddling with the eq settings on a guitar track that nobody will ever hear.
  8. Mrs Paulo helped me paint a room once. She did everything except the walls, the ceiling, the woodwork and the radiators.
  9. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
  10. I think in this case a few words painted a thousand pictures.
  11. Yeah, but I didn't want them to think that I was expecting to be paid for farting.
  12. Yeah, looks like he's played the thing before. Ginger beard tho.........someone needs to tell him about that. 😁
  13. She doesn't know that it's called EZ bass then?
  14. I used to think that about Ozone and Ozone Advanced when they first introduced that. It was a mad price difference for what you actually gained and I guess the sales figures soon reflected that so they brought them closer together almost to the point where the Advanced version became a no brainer. RX seems to be the one hold out from the old pricing structure which I guess is because it's more of a "pro" thing so being deductable the price becomes less important and how many bedroom producers really need it anyway? Beyond playing with it to see what it does, I've never really used the standard version TBH.
  15. I would have thought that being able to edit your stutters would be a good thing for an old timer.
  16. paulo

    Samplab FREE!

    More convenient than right there on a track within the project ?
  17. Oh my..........paws for thought......... It looks like poor old Strummy is within a whisker of being sent to the punny farm. Or is he just giving that impression on purrpose?
  18. Can I give you some money for petrol ?
  19. I love my Omnisphere, but Omni v Kontakt is apples v oranges, not two versions of the same thing. As someone who owns both, if you don't "need" it I wouldn't consider Kontakt as a standalone purchase to make too much sense when it's only a matter of time before the next Komplete 50% off sale where you'd get much more for not a lot extra.
  20. paulo

    Samplab FREE!

    There are still DAWs that can't already do this? What kind of fool would use a DAW like that? 😀
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