Hello; decided to use my old stage name for the new forum. (Hackett was my mom's maiden name.) The following are some lyrics from a rather silly blues song I wrote around ten years ago, but I could never begin to sing the melody I wrote for it, plus it's a bit bawdy for where I am at this point in life, so I thought somebody else might be able to use them. Just consider them public domain. All I ask for is to have the name "Will Hackett" attributed to the lyrics. I doubt if anybody will take me up on this, but you never know.
How I Lost My Christmas Blues
My babe is a big gal
Don’t know what she weigh
But when it comes time for supper
I just throw her a bale of hay... hey, hey
She’s like a rooftop display
I ain't got nothing to lose
‘cept these old Christmas blues
My honey is low down
Like a snake in the grass
She'll kiss you once or twice
Then she'll bite you in the A... hey, hey
Talkin’ about tooth decay
I ain't got nothing to lose
‘cept these old Christmas blues
My baby's good lovin'
Can't be surpassed
But the fleet's comin’ in
So you better make it fast... hey, hey
She’s like an all day buffet
I ain't got nothing to lose
‘cept these old Christmas blues
When I woke-up this morning
My woman was dead
Reindeer come down the chimney
And stepped on her head... yeah, yeah
Stay out the way’a Santa’s sleigh
Now I got nothing to lose
That's how I lost my Christmas ba'lu'hooz