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I like her she is very talented . Kenny

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No Hope and Joy are not Siamese twins. They are far greater than Siamese twins because they form a synergistic relationship of powerful autonomous entities of power that have joined forces to reach the very foundations of any persons life they happen to enrich . The pictures you posted have one Siamese twin group on the top , and a set of actors for the second pic . In any case , I don't necessarily believe two heads are better than one unless evolution has finally brought humankind to the point where "some of us" are born with "two peckers" and or " two heads" . The "endowed chosen few " among us will then be able to achieve a fully satisfying mind blowing crowd inspired happy ending while enjoying a totally unique erotic sensual massage with only two people sound right to you ? Kenny

Well my little titter bird had a DNA test done today . We are hopeful we may eventually be re united with our long lost titter that was separated at birth . We are so optimistic of a possible reconciliation we even wrote and played a theme-song for the happy day . Kenny

When I get out of the super cold water after a swim at the nudist beach , this is what I see . A wrinkled pair of California Golden Raisins that creep-ed so far up my body I end up looking like a nut-less wonder . Kenny

Oh Man Steve ! I must have a real dirty mind . I had no idea there was such a thing as titter birds . I thought we were talking about something else ? Kenny

I enjoy being a titter . The only thing I'm afraid of is when I get old I sure hope I don't turnout to become a Wrinkled Sagging Knee Knocker . I'm just not ready to parade around topless in an upcoming National Geographic Tribal Documentary ! Kenny

I'm having a dyslexic episode ? the OP said Bret in the title . I added an N to Bret by accident and got this ...Oh Well Kenny

I'm with you on not having seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show and I'm not gonna loos any sleep over it either . I'm ashamed too admit this but I will . I auditioned VIA The William Morris Agency back n the day for new Artist called Meatloaf . As my luck would have it I didn't stand a chance . I don't think my look was what they were looking for ... Last I heard my resume wound up finding a good use at the bottom of the cage full of Parakeets ... Kenny

Dang ! I just might trade in my guitar to become a Bread Farmer ...this pic sure makes it look like a very profitable line of work . Kenny PS: If I do that I can eventually keep up with bapu on the VST purchases

Hey Steve !! I do enjoy our interactions around here so much it has got me wondering . Since titters usually come in pairs . I suspect we must be a pair of titters that have been separated at birth ? I may even take a DNA test to find out if I'm the left or the right titter ? Kenny

Always pronounce the new spelling of the town Warchestershire correctly from now on ! Because if you don't , you run the risk of interrupting Struammy's titter jiggles ! Kenny

Listen Kid tonight is your night! & this is your thread ! Get in there now and knock that other Rocky bum out ...Sheesh what a horror show that other guy is ? Craigb , thank you for sending your information . Human Resources has received your updated resume and we plan on adding it to your file real soon in the near future .? Kenny

There is no Crying in Guitar Playing Kenny

Thanks , Kenny

Once the song started I came out Swinging ? Kenny

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It seems I may have lost all my credibility around these parts for having started this thread and bringing up this songs subject matter . The writing is on the wall and it may be a good time for me to take a short pause for a good cause ... I would get me coat but since I already have a shell ! I will get my suitcase and rocket instead ! Kenny

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This is the time honored Blues story of "Another mule kicking in my stall" updated with a much more modern contemporary song lyric !? Kenny

Poor Jimi ! After hearing Brent Mason play his smoking hot version of Sugarfoot Rag he had no choice but to burn his guitar ??? Kenny

What about setting your guitar on fire . Does that count ? Kenny

Oh Frankie !!! Why don't you be a dear and take all the oily rags out with the trash . Oh Yeah Frankie !! Please do ! I love finding those oil soaked rags in the trash . They do a great job of clearing up my nostrils and help jump start my spontaneous combustion glands . Kenny

A few more odd Freebird guitar solo performances . Kenny

Oh WOW !! I am no longer dead or dying ! I have gotten 3 whole new song listens over on my u tube page since last Saturday when I posted my next to last dying breaths in this thread .. Seven of Nine must have been listening rather closely to my heartfelt supplications .... I have faith !! I know it is only a matter of time before I get assimilated ... Oh Yeah !! Yee Haw !!.Mother Hucker ! Shut the Front Door ...Borg Collective here I come ?? Kenny