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  1. Thanks ! Wait I spoke to soon .... It seems it's one step forward and then two steps back ? Oh Kenny ! you poor lost soul , It's me ! your old friend " Pigtail Peggy " the freckled flat chested girl with the barbed wire braces you used to reluctantly sit next to and share your lunch with in preschool . I don't care how well you play "the guitar ". You should have been a lot nicer to me when you had the chance ... Kenny
  2. Woah ! all I have to do is learn how to play the guitar real good and I will meet beautiful women!!! who are gonna chase after me ? YAY ! there will be no more having to sit next to Pigtail Peggy with the barbed wire braces and sharing my lunch with her ever again Kenny
  3. This is the moment he suddenly realized he we be spending the whole rest of his life willingly chasing a set of boobs . Kenny
  4. Don't Leaf now . Tonight's Open Mic Concert with Steel Beans is about to begin ? Kenny
  5. The Led Zep tribute album is very recent . The album was released on February 25, 2022 debuting at No. 1 in the Netherlands. Beth has been singing and doing live shows for some of the best guitar players on The Planet Earth . U tube has a number of videos of her performing live with Jeff Beck , Joe B, Eric Gales , Slash , ..... Her own music is pretty good too. I like her emotional intensity .... One thing is for sure , she knows how to swing a mean baseball bat ? Kenny
  6. The dog won't have to sue me at all . If he is home by himself for too long he will get bored and chew up my favorite guitar and every other piece of musical gear I own ... Bitflipper knows exactly what I'm talking about ? Sorry Bapu I wish I could contribute as per the topic ... Kenny
  7. ? I feel your Pain Wibbles What I wanted : What I got : Kenny
  8. Your welcome Dave ! I had to look around to get that info and I'm glad we know who played keys on the album. Yeah me too sometimes .When I look at the credits in a Hollywood movie the names go on and on and on. With music videos who knows whats really going on . Could it be the producer is an absolute cheapskate ? Maybe he don't want to have to round them all up , pay them and have to feed them on the video shoot . nice talking w you ? Yeah that is almost as bad as watching an iconic band on the Ed Sullivan show play their hit tune's s while none of their guitars and instruments are even plugged in . Maybe she learned that little trick off this guy ? Kenny
  9. Beth and Joe I'd Rather Go Blind - Live in Amsterdam. This performance put a lump in my throat for about two hours . If you tried to call me during that time I'm sorry your call was sent to my voice mail . Kenny
  10. Yes that is Tim Pierce on guitar . Here's a list of who played on her Led Zeppelin tribute album. https://themusicuniverse.com/beth-hart-announces-led-zeppelin-tribute-album/ A fully working invisible man costume ? ? all the best , Kenny
  11. That cost extra right ? Bottom line here is I dig the way Beth sings ! what a voice ! she looks and moves pretty nice too . Kenny
  12. Every time I see a Waylon Jennings Telecaster I start wishing I could find a bottle to rub with a Genie in it to grant me 3 wishes . Alright Kenny I'm working on it What are your other two wishes ? Kenny
  13. She hocked a loogie after singing the first line of the song .... ...My kind of girl Kenny
  14. Oh MY Dog ! It took my my pulse 2 hours to come back to normal after watching this video ? Kenny
  15. I like to hide in the hospital Morgue and wait until the patient visiting hours are over . Once all the patients are in bed and fall asleep I sneak into their rooms to eat all the Jello they were stockpiling and saving for a midnight snack . Trick or Treat Day is nothing my man . I AM a full time Halloween all year round . Kenny
  16. Not only do I love ***** I love to eat Jello ! Lots of Jello ! Kenny
  17. Woah !What ever that sandwich is , it's a real Pecker Wrecker ! Yeah that could be me in a couple years if I'm not careful . Kenny
  18. Nice photo's ! Tsuki looks like he knows how to do Magic Tricks using guitar picks . Kenny
  19. He has a big race at Aseop's Farm this week end against the hare . Since turtles don't have Peloton bikes to train on , he is doing the best he can with what he's got . As they say, slow and steady always wins the race! Kenny
  20. You sure got that one right . Will somebody please come over here and help get me down . Kenny
  21. OK it's time we do a run block and send the Turtles in to sneak under and past the hurdles ! Sounds Like a good plan to me ! I sure hope it works because I'm too young to Die . Kenny
  22. You should have let it go when I said Huh ? to your opening post . Then we would have been cool ? Since that is above and beyond your limited cognitive abilities . May I suggest you close your eyes , take a deep breath , and Kiss My Kenny
  23. Some people just don't listen ! If I have told them once I have told them twice to always park the freshly washed car two feet closer to my tree ... Kenny
  24. He don't call , he don't write , he won't send me any flowers. If only Smitten's will only call me back . Oh ! my aching heart . Dear Abby , What shall I do ? Don't worry Pixel ! all you need to do is yada yada yada yada yada yada and if that don't work Fuhgeddaboudit ! Then give Wibbles a call . He looks Game ? Kenny
  25. That Smittens is real nice looking cat ? Now all you need is a new Coffee Cup . Kitty Butt-hole Jewelry may be a welcome addition for those special moments when your head is resting on a pillow and he starts backing up ? Kenny
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