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That was very nice ? When the choir kicked in I was entering a state of rapture .. The musicians must have been playing along with prerecorded music ..... I didn't see the choir ..... Kenny

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A prehistoric cave man was forced into slavery when he was only a little boy . He had no other choice but to live with a tribe of vegans and vegetarians until he reached adulthood and puberty ? One fateful evening he had a vision of what his life could possibly be like during a dream he was having .. Thus began his search to experience first hand A taste of The Holy Tail ! and his Freedom ?. For a Happy Thanksgiving Call 1.2.3 , Our phone lines are now open and ready to assist you. Kenny

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Paging Tom the turkey ! Please give me a call at 1.2.3. I've got plans for you and I would love to help keep you safe this Thanksgiving . XOXO Frenchie Kenny

Hey Status Update ! The large group of people chasing me with freshly sharpened cleavers were actually part of the hit reality T V series .. Extreme Animal Makeovers . They thought I would be a good candidate for a makeover ... Since the shows producers were bound by law not to harm any animals during the shows filming , I felt totally safe acting scenes and accepting a leading role in the upcoming new episode called .... Extreme Animal Makeovers . How To Survive Thanksgiving ! Even if Your a Turkey ! I would like to thank the shows producers and my wonderful make up artist Alice .. Alice is a real wiz when it comes to combining water colors and constructing paper mache peacock prosthetics. The procedure is cost effective and totally reversible. Now my only real concern is I don't get wet or caught out side in the rain from now until Black Friday . If I do get wet , most if not all of Alice's beautiful makeup work will melt and disappear ...Then I may get an invitation to a Thanksgiving Dinner as my former self ....Let's just say I have my feathers crossed that I will stay totally dry. Having said all of that How do I look now ? Kenny

Hello " 1.2.3. " I would like to report an emergency !!! There are a bunch of people chasing after me with freshly sharpened cleavers . Kenny

Something must have stuck in his Quest for higher learning . He even learned how to say Grace before his meals . Kenny

No teeth Darling ! PLEASE No Teeth ! Kenny

Before Any Medication After Heavy Self Medication ! Kenny

I have tried my best to run and stop as good as "that horse" in the above post ! Now Can somebody please give a call to 1.2.3 for me ? Kenny

I was ready to throw in the towel with Milo the first year I had him . He was overly excitable and suffered from an extreme case of separation anxiety . I could never leave my house . Every time I left my place he would mark an area and leave me a turd . I never knew what I would come home to. When I finally put the key in the door and tried to enter my place he would be so worked up that I was home he would run as fast as he could around the whole apt narrowly missing my music gear / guitars and then pounce on me .....usually that whole routine lasted as long as it took for him to burn some energy ...5 to 10 mins ... Then I got the bright idea to lock him in the bathroom with a chew toy ...Yeah that was OK at first until the day he developed a taste for the door and substituted the door for the chew toy ....I was only gone for a doctors appointment about one hour total and when I got home he chewed his way through the doors molding and trim . Somehow a former caseworker /mental health counselor I had seen for a few years had heard about my issues w Milo . She suggested too me that I might benefit greatly and improve my home life w Milo if I was able crate train him ... By this point he was pushing close to 90 pounds and when I looked at a few prices for them at Petco and online . A crate his size was a little expensive . She said let me see who I know and left it at that . A couple of weeks later she called me and told me a doctor she works with had a crate that would fit Milo and she was willing to gift it too me . The doctors large Golden Retriever had recently passed away and she wanted to give me the crate for Milo . After I received the dog crate I wound up going online and doing a fair amount of research to determine the best approach to get Milo to warm up to this thing ...lol What I took away from my research was a Doggie crate is supposed to create a place of safety for the dog and offer it a place to chill out and treat it as if the dog was in his little man cave or something ...what it wasn't was a place to send Fido when Fido was a bad Boy ....or punish him ... That was tough for me to follow at first because I was very careful about trying to force him in there and giving him bad vibes .... What I eventually did was to leave to door open and feed him in there his dry food ...I also would hide treats in there and add a well placed chew toy... Then we went through a phase when I would shut the door and he would freak out....I got that one to pass because I double downed on my efforts . I would walk him before I put him in there , then I would put him in there , close the door and comfort him ..... To make a long story short it took a couple of months and now he loves going in there .....we got man caves and studios ...he has a dog crate .. He loves being in there chewing away on his favorite toy of the week .... FWIW, Getting and crate training my dog Milo was the absolute best approach to improving our collective peace of mind and our relation ship .... all the best , Kenny

Long before there was Evel Knievel there was a Vaquero that tried to convince his horse to make the jump . The horse wasn't stupid and knew better ....He fondly remembers his pet coyote named Wiley and how he met his demise . Kenny

My cell number is 1 2 3 and it's OK to call me Woody ! Kenny

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Huh ? No Guns ? No Guns allowed !No Problem Today's lunch special will include a five fingered knuckle sandwich . Machine gun Bertha our esteemed head cafeteria nun is looking forward to serving you up one? This post is done in jest since I will never be half the man some of those Nuns are . Kenny

I'm just getting into Joe Robinson ! He is a new player for me to listen too . I like what I hear . thanks , Kenny

This Poor Kitty is being punished for changing the TV channel from a championship game his owner had money on to Claw and Order. Kenny

Those Lego's from Lego Pool look pretty good . It appears the artist who designed them took the necessary time to give them all different mouths and eyebrow expressions . Anyone notice the similarity between a one bar DAW step sequencer grid pattern and the Lego single row approach to inputting a pattern ? IMHO it seems to make a nice visual tool for a single row of inputting beats and being able to visually see the patterns ... Hmm I wonder what would happen if they gave The Lego Drummer a pattern matrix like we have in Cakewalk and Ableton ...? over and out for now , Kenny

Joe Robinson Live In Charlotte, NC "two guitar party trick" Kenny

Tommy Emmanuel ! "Who needs Lego's " ? Kenny

Wanna find out ? Toss him the keys to your car and order a pizza ?. Kenny

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Yeah ! You are right . They sure taste nice ! Hello 911 what is your emergency ? I was out sun bathing next to the community pool where I live and my neighbors dog came over , stuck his cold wet nose into the back end crack of my guitar pick bikini and proceeded grab each and every one of the pics I was wearing and stole them from me ... 911 dispatcher : Are you hurt ? Of course I'm hurt . That dog did things to me nobody has ever done to me and he didn't even have the courtesy to bring me flowers or take me out to dinner and a movie ... 911 dispatcher : OMG ! I'm sending over a patrol car as fast as I can. Our patrol officers should be there in a few moments . Thank you I'll be out here next to the pool wearing a only a towel 911 dispatcher : Do you happen to know who owns the dog ? Yes I do ...he calls himself Kenny . He fancy's himself to be a really good guitar player , but from what I can tell he mostly stays home and practices 911 dispatcher : Are you talking about the Kenny that calls himself KennyWTeleJazz ? Yeah how did you know that's who I'm talking about ? 911 dispatcher : We have been trying to get that public nuisance and throw the book at him for years . He has always eluded us by staying one step ahead of our surveillance. ...would it be OK if I put you on hold for a moment? I need to talk to my supervisor ? Sure , just don't leave me on hold for too long ... 911 dispatcher : OK I have talked with my supervisor and now that we have all the pertinent information to help you . We will be sending over a full tactical SWAT Team to assist in riding you of your problem neighbor. Wow that sounds great . Can I ask you a question ? 911 dispatcher : Sure you can ask me anything you want . gulp ......Is there any chance when this whole ordeal is over ,gulp eyes darting left ...eyes darting right ...deep breath ....Can I keep the dog ? ? 911 dispatcher : Oh My !? Kenny