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Bapu getting in shape for a journey into the outer reaches of Space where all the Intelligent life forms and Aliens need Lava Lamps for their studios . Time to go ! His Limo ride to the launch site is here Kenny

Kandolph has said Once Mankind discovers space travel he will yearn once again for the freedom of self expression he once knew . Musical Labels are the bricks that can trap the unsuspecting musician in a prison of their own making. The musician can't get out and the good stuff can't get in. Kenny

Someday when Mr Bezos takes his money stained paws off Lauren Sanchez and finally delivers my Rocket Ship .... I hope to visit them in their Galaxy ! I'm glad you liked it because if you didn't ole Kenny would PhotoShop your mug into some more questionable backgrounds!? Kenny

That's my Orbit and I'm sticking too it 🌞 Kenny

Need an answer for that question ? ? Why not ask this fella , he knows for sure ? Kenny

It will be if he ever finds what he's looking for ?Bono's washing machine . Kenny

Is there something wrong with you if you don't like Spinal Tap ? Nah !I didn't care for the movie myself . Simply not my thing . Kenny

Ya ! FWIW, I got the 10 day notice also ...Wound up having to sign in within Cakewalk ...It reactivated Kenny

A tender moment and story from the one and only Bapu Gump ! You know, it's funny what a young man recollects. 'Cause I don't remember being born . I don't recall what I got for my first Christmas and I don't know when I went on my first outdoor picnic. But, I do remember the first time I heard the sweetest sound in the whole wide world on the day I brought my Alembic Bass home from the music store and plugged her in . Kenny

Even the best Super Hero action figures need a little down time to relax Kenny

They happen to be some of the more colorful pics I have done of Bapu so Yeah ! Of course I got to say they count . Here we have another of mine. Bapu as The Master and Commander action figure . Kenny

Ah Yes ! As nice as those action figures are, no collection is fully complete with out a Bapu action figure . Kenny

Poor G.I. Joe ! All he has down there is a nub with no sack . Same goes for Ken . Yet somehow Ken still managed to get Barbie ! Kenny

After all the years of knowing you and seeing all the becan pics you post I have always thought you were trying to educate us all on what a proper sized lunch portion of becan should look like as per your photo . I certainly don't ? Big Pharma probably made that point clear when they couldn't patent a plant and ran interference for the powers that be ...I had my first toke in the late 60's Thankfully in today's crumbling world I don't have to do 10 years of hard time for possessing one jay . I consider what you are saying here an oversimplification of the contributing elements that can lead to heart disease . There are so many other factors that collectively contribute to the onset .Way too much to list here now so I will spare you all . For the record I wish I made enough money to eat the way I want to eat ...It certainly would be more along the lines of Atkins , Paleo , and The Mediterranean .... BTW You are not wrong about the lies about low fat I agree w you there . Have a nice day enjoy your becan Kenny

When I was a just a little boy ! My Mamma told me , Son! When you eat something and nobody sees you eat it , it has no calories . Wait a moment . The Spirits are contacting us! I think We are about to get something ... I am seeing your wallet being released from the ICU after your successful Heart Surgery ! Kenny

Suzy ! have you heard ? Lucy hired a new gardener . She was always good at finding the right type of advertising for her intended purposes ? OMG Sharron ! Things are about to get real good around here . Time for me grab a clean towel , put on my bikini and dust off a lawn chair ! Finally!!! thank you thank you thank you Lucy ! ? Yeah I know its not a pun . It happens to be a slow Friday night around here and my imaginary friends are chomping at the bit for a little excitement . Kenny

Ahhh Yes I remember good ole Black Diamond guitar strings . I used them on my Harmony Arch Top guitar in 1965 . IIRC I used the heavy gauge Black Diamond barb wire edition . With those string my guitars neck was bowed an it had very high archery style action . When food and times were tough at home I used to take my guitar and a set of drum sticks to the park and try to bag a squirrel . ? No lie it took me years but I was finally able to play an F bar chord using those strings on that guitar . Kenny

Perhaps enjoyment needs indigo stimulus ! Kenny

This is how you do it ? Look the horse right in the eye while you make some goo goo eyes at her . The play something romantic that sounds like your professing your eternal love Kenny

The horse heard the deal I was offering . He didn't like it one bit so as fast as he could he did an exit stage right . He would have kept going but he had to lock up his horseshoes to make a fast emergency stop when he ran out road at the arena . As far as artifacts go the pony had gotten used to the sound of snap crackle and pop when eating his morning hay ? Kenny

That's a mighty fine looking horse you got there Pardner ! I will trade you my Cakewalk Pro Audio 9 disks and a sound blaster card for that pony ! Kenny

You know how they trained that horse ? They put a big screen TV in his stable and made him watch the ending to Thelma and Louise a few dozen times , He got with the program fast after seeing that ! Kenny

Oopsie ! I thought it was a fart but it turned out to be a shart ! And that my friend is how an Oopsie! became a Poopsie ! Kenny

Oopsie ! Its Christmas and I forgot to bring the Mistletoe ! Kenny

Miss Ukraine wishes you boys are Merry Christmas Don't be fooled by her one bit . The rifle is only a prop she used to go shopping for her new bass guitar ? After she lost her looks she became a mild manner old broad with out many options to get wined and dined in return for trading nookie favors . Nor did she have the ability to meet her material wants and desires to keep up with some of the more high profile forum elite members here . When she found out the local pawn shop had an Alembic Bass in the window , she decided to hold the place up and get The Alembic Bass . This was to be her 2023 Christmas gift to herself .. Don't believe me ? Here' s her 2023 Christmas card . Kenny PS she does keep some rather strange company?