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I'm glad to hear you are not divorced yet and your wife will be back .... I like true crime shows , Dateline , Snapped , Murderous Affairs , Corrupt Crimes and Buried in The Back Yard . I'm not a murderer or a serial killer and I have learned a few things by watching these shows . One , Whether the police can produce a body or not they will always catch the criminal via the cell phone tower location pings when dealing with a shaky alibi . Two , They always know who done it when the killer goes on and try's to cash in the 1/4 Million Dollar life insurance policy the deceased took out only 2 months ago as per the killers recommendation ? Kenny

Have you been watching the divorce channel for the deaf again ? Kenny

Gregory! & Sheens ! I liked both your reactions ?.....You both will be Co Hosting and Judging Enjoy the jiggles Kenny

Something came up and I can't Judge tonight's love them asses twerking competition ! Can you fill in for me ? Kenny

? I heard of that ! The ole bent wiener that looks just like a boomerang . It can be a Dangerous tool in bed & It needs to administered with great care ! Give that to your old lady from the left and it may come back at you from the right . Kenny

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The new drum seems to be working out Kenny

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Is the list is 100% accurate? ? Lets just say "this list is about as accurate" as a butcher I used to go to that placed his heavy sausage finger on the scale hidden from view as he went to measure the weight of my meat ? Kenny

I had a long time friend of mine who doesn't do music forums call me just to express his dissatisfaction with many of the guitar players that made the list . I'm in agreement with him. According to my stats approximately 50 of the the guitar players that did make the list simply can't play the guitar any good . A wingless flying turd attempting to achieve flight in a wind tunnel under full power has better moves and sounds better too me . Not only was my friend concerned about all the really great guitar players that didn't make the list . So Was I . How on Earth can some of the great guitar players that didn't make the list still be able to afford and maintain their Mansions in the hills while keeping the hired help on? How will they be able to afford all the mechanics it takes to keep their exotic cars running in tip top shape ? Some of these iconic relics of the guitar playing community that didn't make the list may have to cut corners and do some shopping at the dollar store every once in a while just to be able to afford guitar strings and tubes ! Apparently this list has taken on a life of it's own ! If I didn't know any better I would say the R S Top 250 list has become as deceptive as a turd made out of C4 dressed in a Halloween costume pretending to be a snickers bar floating in the kiddie's section of a local public school pool with only 29 seconds left on the timer . Another legitimate concern of mine is I hope all the decent law abiding guitar players don't sell themselves short and sell off all their guitars , amps and pedals only to use the funds to take up arms and start rioting all over the streets of our wonderful cities all across the globe . One never knows how these things may play out considering the way things have gotten these days in our not so polite society . Take a good hard look at history and you may see all our legitimate communication skills have atrophied over the passage of time. With A I on the near horizon , we may have left the door wide open for mankind's new coming age of idiocracy .... Don't think this could happen ? It could happen!!! . All it would take to ignite the tinder box of this issue is one El Kabong w Super Human powers fueled and Inspired by unresolved post traumatic stress disorder issues . Combine those extreme mental deficiency's with a person who exhibits unique leadership skills and you are left with a leader who can organize , gather up all the dissatisfied troops of discontented guitar players , and start a protest that has the potential to morph into a violent siege taking place at the Rolling Stone Home Office Building. Oh man times are sure a changing !.... I sure hope I don't have to endure a beat down administered by The National Guard or even one administered by the local law enforcement agency from my area . The thing is all I'm doing is going to a mom and pop music store just to buy a handful of picks , a couple of packs of new guitar strings and spend some quality time drooling over all the guitar players of mythical stature posters that lovingly adorns each of the walls in my favorite guitar shop ( shrine ) Whew!!! my sarcastic rant is finally over ? Kenny

Congratulations on your new Mapex drum addition . In the spirit of keeping up with the Bapu's and the Smiths I tried the best I could to keep up when I ordered a Mapex of my own . Unfortunately since I'm a touch dyslexic I ordered an Ugly Mable instead by accident ... . I sure hope she will go away on her own . If not I can always send her to Craigb 's house wearing a mistletoe wig as his early Christmas present. Kenny

Now that he has the full 8 " He has some new skin in the game ! Kenny

Oh No ! Is there another mule named Tom kicking in my stall ? I used to giver her four twice daily ! Now she wants the full eight Kenny

The Coffee House Hunks are a perfect example of whats right with people when personal differences are put aside and team work is placed first . Kenny

At any given point in time people can learn how delusional they actually are and come up with a good back story and cover up . Kenny

Wow ! Just when you thought you've seen everything . Kenny

OK Cuddles ! Put your gloves on . Your up next ! Kenny

Bass players need to find a way to breed with women. If they don't . They will soon become extinct . Kenny

Ok Pegasis ! You want to play it that way ? I will never say yes dear to you, take out thrash, pick up your dirty linens , or go and get your mother at the airport this thanksgiving . You got a Real Bad Boy on your hands that deserves a Spanking . Kenny

Spinning kicks and punches are a common move for fighters that know how to time the other fighters attacks and effectively counter them . These fighting techniques involve decades of long hard practice and Benny is a master of these techniques . When Benny spin's into his opponents other side during the fight to counter it happens when the other fighter has left himself open and over extend his attack. Under close observation the superior fighter will be landing his counter long before "the attacker "can even get back into a defensive position . When you watch the u tube video at a slower speed you may be able to pick up on it. Kenny

I shudder to think what would have happened if I decided to end my discussion on the use of the guitar and decided to shift my focus to the benefits of utilizing a multi-timbrel polyphonic drum sampler where each drum pad has sub divisions of different related beats and samples all synced to tempo triggered by each drum pad . When it comes to the " W topic " I'm not so sure people could benefit or handle improving their strokes and musical expression using such an advanced yet simple to implement polyphonic process have a nice one Kenny

I hope I'm not stating the obvious by bringing this subject up . Some of y'all need to tread lightly around here in these here parts ? Haven't you heard ? There's a new Sheriff in Town ! Kenny

Mr Wilson Thank you for being so patient . Here's is all the currency you requested . All you have to do now is sign for it . Mr Wilson ! (Me ) Thank You ! Thank You !Thank You ! It has been a real pleasure doing business with you ! As far as keeping my word and showing my appreciation to my "special friend" ! In addition to the half a million I promised you. I am a man of my word so I decided to gift you with an all expense paid first class cruise ship vacation on the newly renovated Titanic ll . This generous gift is meant to be a a tip for your tireless moderation service . I decided to just rent the whole ship ....all just for you !I sure hope you enjoy yourself and at some point I do hope you get to see the Submarine I just bought . Your Pal Kenny

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Nice gun and badge ! While I have your attention I think it is only fair to inform you our delivery associate mistakenly got off at the wrong exit and missed the Rochester 490 Exit 20 A . We are sorry for the delay in delivering your special order sheriffs police horse. We estimate your delivery will arrive tomorrow before 12 noon. Please make sure there is someone home to sign for your Special Pony . Kenny