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Oopsie ! Its Christmas and I forgot to bring the Mistletoe ! Kenny

Miss Ukraine wishes you boys are Merry Christmas Don't be fooled by her one bit . The rifle is only a prop she used to go shopping for her new bass guitar ? After she lost her looks she became a mild manner old broad with out many options to get wined and dined in return for trading nookie favors . Nor did she have the ability to meet her material wants and desires to keep up with some of the more high profile forum elite members here . When she found out the local pawn shop had an Alembic Bass in the window , she decided to hold the place up and get The Alembic Bass . This was to be her 2023 Christmas gift to herself .. Don't believe me ? Here' s her 2023 Christmas card . Kenny PS she does keep some rather strange company?

Barbie heard you hadn't seen Oppenheimer yet so she got Oppenheimer to do a ride along to the movie theater for moral support . Kenny

Hey Grem ! Nice Find ? Kenny

Well lets be real here ! She is playing a Tele ! and that means a lot too me . BTW speaking of over dressed . Did you finally return the cactus costume you rented? I heard you rented it and set yourself up right in front of the drummer just to be able to keep a close watch over her hem line ? Kenny

She left them in the glove box of my car after I drove her to her band practice early and we had some time left over to kill . Her leaving them at home is the best alibi she could come up with to tell her band leader . That's my story and I'm sticking too it , Kenny PS Yeah ! I Wish !

Was there was a Bass player in the video ? Sorry I missed it . ? Kenny

After watching her and the drummer ! Wow ! I certainly like the dress code ? Kenny

Wow Sheens ! Super nice find ....thank you thank you thank you ? Kenny

Alice ! did you see this ? Bapu went out and got himself the bus I've always wanted for Christmas ! Kenny

Thread title inspired by Notes ... Kenny

Huh ? " Foolish explorers and a dark creepy dungeon " ? Kenny

Nope ! Every time you practice something you knew from Am in one of the other12 Keys you have effectively unlocked your mind and freed up your playing ? Kenny

Practice Am in all 12 keys and you will be good to go ? Kenny

My Precious Darling ! Did you happen to say something ? Kenny

Plugins are the icing on the Cake . With out the Cake meaning a good song . All your doing with all your plugins is snacking on the icing without the Cake ! Kenny PS I know them be fighting words around here ?

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I watched the first video . Now I got a big lump in my throat and my eyes are all moist . Kenny

Dad is that you ? It's me Kenny !

Me ? I'm an imposter so don't throw me outta here .... I have had to adjust my diet to heart healthy low sodium foods since my heart is on the borderline of needing stents .. The closest I have come to becan was a bag of Chicharrones I held in my hands for a few moments at the local dollar store .. Sheesh this dietary restriction has reminded me of all the times I stood outside of closed music stores and exotic car dealers after hours dreaming of the day I can get the car and guitar or my dreams ...Now when I go to the supermarket I'm doing the same thing while having becan flash backs , Admittedly like it or not this has given me a good foundation for continuing my pathetic humble monastic existence ,,,, Oh well when all is said and done I can still play a mean A Minor Kenny

Your group certainly looks pretty good there on that nice looking stage .... Glad you got invited back . Kenny

The winner of this top cat stare down will not have to touch nor clean out the litter box for two whole weeks ? Kenny

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It may be a bad day for toilets but hey since it's Black Friday it's a great day to shop for new stretch jeans and belts ! Kenny

The back up dancers are finally here! Now he can play his set ! Kenny