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Suzy ! have you heard ? Lucy hired a new gardener . She was always good at finding the right type of advertising for her intended purposes ? OMG Sharron ! Things are about to get real good around here . Time for me grab a clean towel , put on my bikini and dust off a lawn chair ! Finally!!! thank you thank you thank you Lucy ! ? Yeah I know its not a pun . It happens to be a slow Friday night around here and my imaginary friends are chomping at the bit for a little excitement . Kenny

Ahhh Yes I remember good ole Black Diamond guitar strings . I used them on my Harmony Arch Top guitar in 1965 . IIRC I used the heavy gauge Black Diamond barb wire edition . With those string my guitars neck was bowed an it had very high archery style action . When food and times were tough at home I used to take my guitar and a set of drum sticks to the park and try to bag a squirrel . ? No lie it took me years but I was finally able to play an F bar chord using those strings on that guitar . Kenny

Perhaps enjoyment needs indigo stimulus ! Kenny

This is how you do it ? Look the horse right in the eye while you make some goo goo eyes at her . The play something romantic that sounds like your professing your eternal love Kenny

The horse heard the deal I was offering . He didn't like it one bit so as fast as he could he did an exit stage right . He would have kept going but he had to lock up his horseshoes to make a fast emergency stop when he ran out road at the arena . As far as artifacts go the pony had gotten used to the sound of snap crackle and pop when eating his morning hay ? Kenny

That's a mighty fine looking horse you got there Pardner ! I will trade you my Cakewalk Pro Audio 9 disks and a sound blaster card for that pony ! Kenny

You know how they trained that horse ? They put a big screen TV in his stable and made him watch the ending to Thelma and Louise a few dozen times , He got with the program fast after seeing that ! Kenny

Oopsie ! I thought it was a fart but it turned out to be a shart ! And that my friend is how an Oopsie! became a Poopsie ! Kenny

Oopsie ! Its Christmas and I forgot to bring the Mistletoe ! Kenny

Miss Ukraine wishes you boys are Merry Christmas Don't be fooled by her one bit . The rifle is only a prop she used to go shopping for her new bass guitar ? After she lost her looks she became a mild manner old broad with out many options to get wined and dined in return for trading nookie favors . Nor did she have the ability to meet her material wants and desires to keep up with some of the more high profile forum elite members here . When she found out the local pawn shop had an Alembic Bass in the window , she decided to hold the place up and get The Alembic Bass . This was to be her 2023 Christmas gift to herself .. Don't believe me ? Here' s her 2023 Christmas card . Kenny PS she does keep some rather strange company?

Barbie heard you hadn't seen Oppenheimer yet so she got Oppenheimer to do a ride along to the movie theater for moral support . Kenny

Hey Grem ! Nice Find ? Kenny

Well lets be real here ! She is playing a Tele ! and that means a lot too me . BTW speaking of over dressed . Did you finally return the cactus costume you rented? I heard you rented it and set yourself up right in front of the drummer just to be able to keep a close watch over her hem line ? Kenny

She left them in the glove box of my car after I drove her to her band practice early and we had some time left over to kill . Her leaving them at home is the best alibi she could come up with to tell her band leader . That's my story and I'm sticking too it , Kenny PS Yeah ! I Wish !

Was there was a Bass player in the video ? Sorry I missed it . ? Kenny

After watching her and the drummer ! Wow ! I certainly like the dress code ? Kenny

Wow Sheens ! Super nice find ....thank you thank you thank you ? Kenny

Alice ! did you see this ? Bapu went out and got himself the bus I've always wanted for Christmas ! Kenny

Thread title inspired by Notes ... Kenny

Huh ? " Foolish explorers and a dark creepy dungeon " ? Kenny

Nope ! Every time you practice something you knew from Am in one of the other12 Keys you have effectively unlocked your mind and freed up your playing ? Kenny

Practice Am in all 12 keys and you will be good to go ? Kenny

My Precious Darling ! Did you happen to say something ? Kenny

Plugins are the icing on the Cake . With out the Cake meaning a good song . All your doing with all your plugins is snacking on the icing without the Cake ! Kenny PS I know them be fighting words around here ?

? Kenny