RobertWS

You know there is real porn on the internet....right?

Now I've got a hankering for Fret Fries. That guitar is so wrong.

“I don’t have a love affair with a guitar,” Pete Townshend once said. “I don’t polish it after every performance. I play the *****ing thing.”

Sorry, it's just gnat very funny.

I wonder if Mattel would have made more money if they had given their Barbie doll away for free (following the give something away for free paradigm). Tripling or quadrupling their market share would have sold a hell of a lot more extra outfits and accessories. Wait...did I say Barbie? I meant GI Joe.

That's the problem, which do we choose...LibreOffice or OpenOffice? And how many versions of UNIX are there? If there was just one, it would probably dominate the market.

The problem with open source software is you get splinter groups and sects who want to do things their way, have control and make a total mess of the sector. I don't want to spend hours researching which version of CakeWalk I should get.

We need more music puns. I'll put my staff right on it.

Because it's lack of coffee that's dangerous and harmful. You don't want a bunch of sleepy, irritable people walking around waiting to explode in a fits of rage.

Did you add a TTS track?

Praying for the Alzheimer's to kick in.

I guess it's true. Incredibly brilliant, talented, creative, genius, great minds do think alike.

What do we have here? Fake Gnus!

Can't we just fix it in post production?

I've heard the phrase....phoning it in....but for mixing analog audio? I just don't see it.

Two more words: Carlos Santana.

Bada bing.... Rim shot! I'll never tire of puns.

A better notebook will do things faster. It won't make anything sound better. All else being equal.

Clowns are scary.

Oh, I see what you did they're.

My muscles have Alzheimer's disease. When I was playing (l lot) I practiced to maintain a skill level, both dexterity and mental focus (and finger callouses).

Oh the other hand (to steal an old joke): "How do I get to Carnegie Hall?" "Practice, practice, practice". Most people are completely unaware of how much time elite musicians dedicate to their art. It's almost like they devote their lives to it!

The upper frets is is where you use lots of vibrato!

Example: Tune the G String with a digital tuner. Press 3 frets up on the G string, a B flat, and adjust the intonation screw to a perfect B flat. I've never heard of this either. But it makes sense, if most your chords are played in that area.

The rules committee has deemed that although the Pink Panther was indeed a TV cartoon show....the theme was originally, and more well known, for the movie. Draconian punishment sanctions for violating the rules are being enacted. Neener, Neener!