RobertWS

This site: http://coolsoft.altervista.org/en/virtualmidisynth Has a software synthesizer that uses sound fonts. It also has links to about 15 free sound fonts.

Have you tried an adapter like this one? https://www.amazon.com/M-Audio-UNO/dp/B00007JRBM/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=M-Audio+Midisport+Uno&qid=1586618561&s=musical-instruments&sr=1-1 Note: I also had a cheap one but it didn't handle pitch bends at all so it went into the trash.

Do you mean an automatic wah-wah....also known as an envelop generator? Those must go very early in the effects chain because they rely on a sharp volume attack to modify the tone. If the tone is steady, the effect can't work.

Because no one likes blue balls? Hey, I think I just came up with the title for a country western song!

OK enough, I'm getting key bored. Well, one more:

I could list many things I find irksome about Microsoft and Windows but still....that is a weird combination.

I was cleaning the lint, hair, gunk, etc from the bottom of my filthy mouse and noticed there were two side buttons. All these years and I never noticed them before...weird. I found they were for navigating in browsers...they did the Next and Prev buttons. Then I found they could be remapped. If you download and install X-Mouse Button Control, you can remap buttons on an application basis to just about anything. I remapped buttons 4 and 5 to the Previous and Next Marker keyboard shortcuts. Sweet!

You're welcome.

It is irksome when the flames of panic are fanned by reports that older people are at higher risk. Of course they are! They are more easily killed off by ANY disease including the common flu.

Oh no, not more puns! Give it a ?

That's brilliant...here's mine:

That's what she said! That's what she said!

I liked that! The whammy bar was used really tastefully.

I think it was a piccolo trumpet (on the original).

So, you don't choose to be an assho1e. You just are one. Got it.

I'm thinking bagpipe musicians don't really have to worry about drawing a crowd. So they should be exempt.

That was an insult. A very childish one.

Step 1) Lose the tuba.

Can't stop.....typing...this...inane....post...no....free....will....power.

Thin mints....ummm.

Bagpipes...an instrument only deaf octopuses can truly love.

Sold out bagpipe concert? I think that picture was photoshopped.

Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper? A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too. Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline? A. You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline. Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital. Q. What do you call bagpiper with half a brain? A. Gifted. Q. How do you make a chain saw sound like a bagpipe? A. Add vibrato. Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones. Q. What do bagpipers use for birth control? A. Their personalities. Q. What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session. Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool. Q. What's one thing you never hear people say? A. Oh, that's the bagpipe player's Porsche. Q. Why do bagpipers always walk when they play? A. Moving targets are harder to hit. Q. How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune? A. Someone is blowing into it.

Oy vey.