RobertWS

Can I have your autograph?

A band I was in played at a real dive in a crummy section of town. We had a pile of posters to give out. After a set, several people brought up their posters for me to autograph. I suspect they had been drinking mightily...or were just yanking my chain.

Select all the tracks: Then use the track menu to select track outputs: Then select the output:

Puns are his forte.

Because they're in hot water? Maybe they thought 'going green' was actually viable....idiots.

Led Daptop would be a great name for a band.

I hope I don't get banned for posting facts. -Glaciers were Already Retreating Before 1900 -Ice ages have been coming and going for eons. -The last 20 years have shown zero warming (hence the switch to 'climate change'). -Man produces less than 1/2 of 1 percent of C02 on the planet. -It was warmer in the 15th century than it is now. -The greatest warming in the 20th century was between 1935 and 1950. -NASA confirms: Sea levels FALLING across the planet in 2016 and 2017. -NASA Data: Earth Cooled by Half a Degree Celsius From '16-'18 -Scientists have been caught manipulating and hiding data. -None, NONE, of their prior predictions have come true. -In 1995 Al Gore said by 2005 Miami will be under water "due to Global warming". Miami is NOT underwater. -In 2004, the Department of Defense released a report assuring the world Climate Change would destroy all of us by the year 2020. Nope! -The highest record temperature ever reported was 136 degrees Fahrenheit in Libya in 1922. The record high temperature for the United States was 134 degrees Fahrenheit in Death Valley, California in 1913. -Excavations in the Antarctic have shown vegetation use to cover the continent. -If all the C02 was removed from the atmosphere, we would die. Plants need C02 to live and we need plants to live.

Yep, they all froze because of global warming.

I have a relative whose water is off. Fortunately, they have a swimming pool with water they are using to flush the toilet.

Turn off your main water valve and open up a sink valve so the expanding water/ice has a place to go. You won't know if a pipe has burst until the ice melts: You want to avoid major water damage.

Future complaint: Why is everything hard-coded in Cakewalk? We have no flexibility and control. A scripting language would be great so we could customize and share the scripts to our hearts content!

That is good parenting. ?

I think, as musicians, our favorite vegetable would be.....the beet.

What MIDI format are you exporting to? I think you want MIDI Format 1.

John Tesh and Yanni.... ,,,influenced me to NEVER make music like they do!

What's that? Some kind of Talon Contest?

What does it look like in the Event List?

Did you dial the right number before you put the handset in your 300 baud modem?

A man had an argument with his wife and got so angry, he stuffed half a box of cornflakes down her throat which killed her. The judge gave him a harsh sentence because the man was a cereal killer.

If you are talking about post recording, I would think you would have to put the notes on different tracks

I have one of these! Old school.

At a certain age, incontinence sets in. Then you could be...The Wee Wees.

While it's true there are categories of music, in today's world, there is infinite blending of genres. In Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, just one song, there is Theater, Jazz, German opera, Italian Opera, Rock, Classical, Ballad...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he. What do you call a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles? Endless love. Stevie Wonder walked into a bar....then a chair...then a table. Stevie Wonder rings Tiger Woods and says "how do you fancy a round of golf" Tiger says "I didn't think you would be able to play Stevie". Stevie explains how he had a caddy put a device in each hole that emits a constant high pitched tone and he can tune an earpiece into, which tells him the direction and distance to it. Tiger says "you have to understand Stevie I am a pro golfer, it will be too much of a mismatch". Stevie says" OK well tell you what, a million dollars says I win or are you chicken". Tiger says "OK done, when do you want to play?" Stevie says "any night this week".

I canceled it and CakeWalk installed and ran. Edge did not install. Here's a discussion about it: https://discuss.cakewalk.com/index.php?/topic/24991-microsoft-edge/#comment-206999