RobertWS

Just how much porn do you need to store?

I couldn't come up with a pun! Oh well, nutin to worry about.

Is it possible you have sticky keys turned on by accident?

Yes.

I never tire of making puns.

Pretty good. You're just missing the rim shot!

A crazy idea.... On one verse record a tambourine over the clicks. On the next verse, record a high-hat over the clicks. etc. It might add some musical texture to the piece.

I would like to make a great pun here....but I'm just not feline it.

I could prove you wrong but that would entail effort on my part and you being wrong doesn't bother me. So, have a nice day. ?

That is not MIDI.

Really, you are able to set the volumes (not the velocities) of individual notes in a single MIDI track? Please tell us how.

But the current MIDI spec cannot. There is currently no way to put that information into a MIDI file.

A maraca library? That would rattle a few people.

Dude, it's Kermit's finger!

Baaaad, Baaaad, Leroy Brown. - Jim Croce

I believe you can only get ground loop hum (that 60 hz obnoxious drone) in analog audio circuits.

Per Note Control Volume would be a nice first new feature to add.

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a light-bulb ? A: Twelve. Four to form a Parliamentary study committee to decide how to solve the problem, one Francophone to complain that I didn't translate this joke into French, one Native Canadian to protest that the interests of Native Canadians have been overlooked, one woman from the National Action Committee On the Status Of Women to say that women have been underrepresented in the process, one to go over the border to the Niagara Falls Factory Outlet Mall and buy a new bulb and not pay duty on it on the way back, one to actually screw it in, one to collect taxes on the whole procedure so the government can afford it, one to buy a case of Molson for everybody to drink, and one to drop the puck.

Personally, I like vegetarians: Cows, pigs, chickens, they're all so damn tasty!

When you have an analog waveform, you can apply all kinds of effects to it that you can't to a midi track.

Why? What happened?

Sounds like you are using a trial version of some software. Pay for it or uninstall it. Would you rather have the warden of a men's prison shouting at you?

He probably learned Martial Arts to fend off all the women who are constantly chasing him.

A newish fad is Mock Meat. They are trying to make rice, mushrooms, legumes, yam flour, pressed-tofu, etc. taste like meat. But NO ONE is trying to make meat taste like rice, mushrooms, legumes, yam flour, pressed-tofu, etc. And there's a reason for that!

Not really something I fret about.