RobertWS

Paulo, do you have story you'd like to share with us?

Your son wears lipstick? That's kind of weird.

What are you looking to steal?

Is it in your guitar case?

The most brilliant architectural design of all time. When a building crumbles and collapses, it turns into the shape of a pyramid. If the building starts out in the shape of a pyramid...it'll last for ever...it's already collapsed!

I like Windows 10. It is a fine product. I am a happy content person.

Exactly right. Sears had it all teed up and ready to go. Their infrastructure was already in place. All they had to do was put their catalog online. Possibly the worst business decision of all time.

Something you can lift when you're 65?

That was me. That was me! Instead of 'sympathetic words', I wanted cash you nincompoop!

So, Amazon selling guitar strings is the end of civilization. OK. (huge eye roll).

Winner, Winner! Chicken Dinner!

Worst band names ever? Anthrax. The Dead Kennedys. Dumpster Juice.

It's normal and healthy to pull your own post. But not others.

You're out of beer.

What kind of bridge? Is shipping included?

The word google is like the word xerox (as in, "xerox the document"). It is...ubiquitous. I actually use DuckDuckGo. But if I said, "Why did you make me use duckduckgo?" people might get confused. And we don't want that.

Why did you make me use google?

You're only as odd as you feel.

Your genius is wasted here.

So, what IS the longest song ever recorded? I'm glad you asked: The longest officially released song is 'The Noise Militia (#38/76)' by Steve Lieberman (USA), which lasts 35 hr 41 min 9 sec, released on 3 December 2020.

Ahhh, when you said: "mixing times are taking too long (i.e.: 3 minutes song, with 5 midi-tracks and 1 audio-track is taking more than 24 hours to complete the audio mix)" It is interpreted to mean balancing the volumes, effects, pans, etc. So you really meant Rendering or Exporting. Do you have any antivirus software that may be aggressively checking every byte that gets written to the disk? Are you exporting to an external device? Are there any other processes running?

That sounds like a wetware issue, not software.

An American tourist is in Germany and goes into a bar. He asks, "Do you have any American beer?" The bartender says "Nein". The American says, "Well give me the closest thing you have." The bartender hands him a glass of tap water. Caveat: That joke is dated. Some microbreweries are producing really good stuff (at least in my area).

Am I in a time warp? Is this Junior High School?

There is a freeware program called Mp3tag that allows you to view/edit the metadata in audio files. Someone, anyone, can change/delete/edit the metadata in any audio file.