RobertWS

FYI: Carlos Santana also has a song called Europa:

Don't you mean raise it 1.0000000000000?

Am I the only one who got that? I love morbid humor.

Certainly.

This is cir tainly no longer entertaining. It's gotten too cir ious. That's for cir. Maybe I'll be knighted by the queen for my clever writing....I'll be Cir Robert!

The worst apple pie is better than the best pumpkin pie. Trust me...I'm kind of a pie maven.

It was....in a round about way.

You can't play or say Hangman anymore. Because it is associated with lynching and that's racist.

Hey, isn't bitflipper looking for a new bass player?

Does that include the case?

Eric Holder and Anthony Weiner are going to run for office together under the ticket: "Weiner Holder".

Well...it's something!

The old versions of Windows will still work. You should be able to use them for years. One of my PCs I use for backups is running XP!

I'm telling mummy on you.

Oh what a tangled web we weave.

The spell check auto-correct got him. He obviously meant weird.

I think it was a drive-by Hi.

I had an uncle once who pretended to be a chicken. We would have sent him to a shrink....but we needed the eggs.

Was that someone paulo?

That would help you save space in your storage unit at....

You can't do it at the same time but the steps are easy. 1) Do a copy on the line. 2) Transpose the line. 3) Paste the line (the original line which is still in the copy/paste buffer)

Somebody went Chopin at the pun store!

I can think of plenty of uses for a 5-channel, surround-sound toilet flush. You could play it at someone's birthday potty. Of course, you would charge a small feces.

You only told us one..five times! 1) Nitpicking.

I can't list everything I'm guilty of...because the internet would fill up and shut down.