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Mom upside down?

Hot Rats!

Or Zappa did!

A salt?

Too late...

Nope. Sorry. I'm not following that up with Achy Breaky Heart. ?

I'm still interested in the contents of the folders entitled "Make her cook" and "Make her clean." ?

Change your genre to Progressive Rock. Four songs and the album is done! ?

Heh, my old DAW server is still running Windows XP and Sonar Producer 4. When I can afford to do things right, THEN I'll update! I just got it out of storage a couple of weeks ago, because it still has a 3.5" floppy drive and I've got some old, historical, commodity data that I need to get off some disks!

And Heartbreaker -> Heartbreaker!

Heartbreaker -> Heartbreaker

This would make an interesting playlist! ?

So how deep is his frog pond? "Knee deep, knee deep..."

100% of divorces are caused by marriage.

Elvis has left the thread...

Two race horses were chatting at the track bar when one said to the other "Unbelievable! I was stuck mid-pack in the 7th today, when all of a sudden I got this electric shock in my tail and I surged out to win the race by a nose!" "Funny you should mention that," replied the other horse, "Last week I was doing pretty well, keeping up with the leaders, when I got this shock in my tail and I shot out and won the race by six lengths!" From the end of the bar, a greyhound came over and said "Amazing! I couldn't help but overhear your conversation! I'd never felt anything like it before, but I was just in a race where I was falling way behind then, all of a sudden I got this electric shock in my tail and I took off almost caught the rabbit!" One horse turned and looked at the other horse before exclaiming "Wow! A talking dog!"

I'm shure Steve will relish all the replies.

Stevie -> Stevie

Time was lost. ?

I'm just glad he didn't try to use that other word... Catsup.

A shower with soap can fix that. ?

Quiche LaPoodle!

I believe you meant to say "wouldn't" Andy! ?