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You guys missed one! ? Extra trivia: Back when Hollywood was putting out a new Western movie just about every week, there was a list of who was the fastest gun draw in Hollywood. Sure, Clint Eastwood was high on the list (3rd), but he was beaten out by two guys you'd never expect! Sammy Davis Jr. was the 2nd fastest and the fastest (as you might have guessed considering the other content of this reply) was Jerry Lewis!

Same with most hippies. That's why I like to keep some hippy repellent near by! ?

I'm currently on an ice cream diet and have definitely lost a few pounds. I feel great! I try to only indulge over the weekend and only use the lowest sugar versions of this brand: Of course, it's the non-diet parts that really make all the difference. I've been intermittent fasting at least one day a week and I only eat solid foods between noon and 6pm giving my body at least 18 hours to digest things (even more on the fasting days). I've also started using bone broth as occasional meal replacements. I've been adjusting things for several months now and really feel better! I'm also down almost 40 pounds since I started (this will be even better once I start exercising more...). Oh yeah, although I do eat quite a bit of this ice cream between Friday night and Sunday night, I've cut all grains and almost all other sugars from my diet. ??

Behind the Rain -> Red Rain

Fortunately, the only glasses I use have liquid in them, but I find even 30 minutes of wearing headphones is about all I can take at one time.

Hmm... Bill mentioned "grits." What is that? Sand in your Speedos? ?⁉️

Cakewalk back when Gibson had it?

Wait... You modified the Am scale??! *Gasps!* You can DO that??! ?

Don't sweat it, I'm sure the topic will come back around! ?

High Voltage -> Electric Avenue (I couldn't resist! ? )

Take Me Away Aha -> A-Ha Take On Me

One for S.L.I.P. A car should come equipped with a decent set of airbags, ya? ?

There Yugo again Steve! Pantera Escalade Nova Interceptor Stealth.

Canned Heat -> Sterno (This little ditty rips, doesn't it? ?)

I think this thread has earned this! (@Dave - I actually got in trouble at a job once for posting a DHMO warning sign above the drinking fountain. A couple of bat-guano crazy females complained to HR that they "knew" there was something in water! ?)

Love it! Awesome job Kenny! ? It's actually very listenable now - LOL! ?

Crazy Train -> Train Kept a Rollin'

86% percent of all statistics are completely made up. ?

A Thing Called Love -> Crazy Little Thing Called Love (I'm not exactly a lead guitarist, but this is the only lead I could play behind my back! ?)

No One Knows -> But it's Nobody's Fault

No roses?

Man, that censor sucks! Just take the letters in "ears" and rearrange them starting with the "a" then the "r" then the "s", etc. ?