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She doesn't look like she's in labor...

Avian News - "Three out of four owls suffer from unexplained hearing loss..."

Had to play this a lot when I was a DJ...

The preceding joke was brought to you in stereo by bitman! ?

In the old forum there was a sub-forum for actual technique and hardware questions.

In the old forum, some dipstick would have recommended a Sound Blaster by now. That's one improvement I'm good with! ?

Probably imprisoned for illegally selling days. (I hear they gave him years! ?)

Today is Layabout Day. I'm working Monday... ?

[search term] -chaff Simples! ?

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GAS is building... ?

I like how he's scratchin' with the right hand while getting the next record ready!

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The Government approves too! ?

Notes needs to examine my reply more closely! ? I pretty much never watch TV any more either. I stopped a little over three years ago and have only seen parts of a couple of those shows you listed anyway. (Only because someone else had them on.)

Are you MIDI evil too? ?

You have to be sharp if you want to see... A minor augmentation adds suspense when you find yourself flat. I think I'll put on some cords and have a 5th, but I'll take my time so I don't end up under arrest.

I'm sorry Notes, but I have to say I don't believe you. ? . . (I can think of several things wrong with TV!?)

After watching, a few other thoughts came to mind... I can only imagine how much my back would hurt after playing one for awhile Doing the "thumb wrap" on the lowest string probably isn't happening How the heck do I mute the other strings??! Why didn't either of them fly all over the fingerboard doing lots of string skipping? And, finally, that was actually pretty cool. ?

Any more strings and that thing would rival a piano! ?

American Midol America's Got Nausea The Noise (What my mind translates those shows into! Hey, they all make Simon rich though. ?)