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The Right Profile -> Bodies (with an attempt to tie one punk band to another AND gonads to bollocks!) ?

Well, at least they used proper English, unlike that Beyonce song!

Go Nazz...

Reminds me of this... *Image creatively made by one Strummy!* ?

Lemmy -> Lemming (oh well!)

He would have been better off staying in school, actually attending P. E. and, especially, studying better in English class.

Let's see if I get the analogy correct... Bill makes a post but, just as it starts to grow, it disappears?

Maybe she should stick to growing hair?

Heh, I actually still remember that Tonight Show episode! *Sigh...* I also remember when he did Donna Summer's song I Feel Love: Ooh, it's so good, it's so good It's so good, it's so good It's so good Ooh, I'm in love, I'm in love I'm in love, I'm in love I'm in love Ooh, I feel love, I feel love I feel love, I feel love I feel love I feel love I feel love Ooh, fall and free, fall and free Fall and free, fall and free Fall and free Ooh, you and me, you and me You and me, you and me You and me Ooh, I feel love, I feel love I feel love, I feel love I feel love I feel love I feel love I feel love I feel love Ooh, I got you, I got you I got you, I got you I got you Ooh, what you do, what you do What you do, what you do What you do Ooh, I feel love, I feel love I feel love, I feel love I feel love I feel love I feel love I feel love I feel love

And here I thought it was simply an attempt at being cute and witty! Hu new?

I'm so glad I didn't watch that while on mushrooms! I probably would have been laughing so hard that wouldn't be taking in enough air to stay conscious! ?

Tora Tora -> Toro Toro (a minor stretch - LOL!)

Tell me why I don't like Mondays I want to shoot The whole day down *Side fact!* Brenda was a year ahead of me in school and I not only ended up with one of her school books, but I was walking on a trail behind the school with a friend on our way to Junior High (now called Middle School) when the shooting started and had bullets aimed (unsuccessfully) in our direction. The closest being a ricochet off a fence post that was very close. A playground supervisor yelled at us to get down so, for about 2.5 hours, we were on our bellies while the police frenzy took place below us. Then we snuck off - they (and, more importantly our parents) never even knew we were up there! We only went to look because we thought someone was setting off fireworks...

Don't call me -> Call me

Payback! ?

A guy goes in to see a proctologist complaining about discomfort. After the guy bends over, the doctor examines him and proceeds to pull out a long stem rose! "Who did this to you??!" inquires the doc, "I don't know," replies the guy, "is there a card?" ?

My favorite Damned song (actually a cover of someone else's song, but whatever!).

10 Years -> Decade

Absolutely! Rakes are well known to be very picky. ?

Stevie Wonder walks into a bar...

Here's a full album you might like. The first song is a bit slow to start, but I think you'll find several of the things you were looking for in the original song here. The guitarist is the main force behind the Mystery (probably my favorite prog band at the moment - they have a LOT of good stuff though the vocalists are a little different than Naoki).

Not the song I'm looking for, but a similar jazz feel and vocalist (just no transition into rock...).

Needles -> Pinpricks

Horse -> Whores (Bad, I know!?)