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The preceding joke was brought to you in stereo by bitman! ?

In the old forum there was a sub-forum for actual technique and hardware questions.

In the old forum, some dipstick would have recommended a Sound Blaster by now. That's one improvement I'm good with! ?

Probably imprisoned for illegally selling days. (I hear they gave him years! ?)

Today is Layabout Day. I'm working Monday... ?

[search term] -chaff Simples! ?

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GAS is building... ?

I like how he's scratchin' with the right hand while getting the next record ready!

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The Government approves too! ?

Notes needs to examine my reply more closely! ? I pretty much never watch TV any more either. I stopped a little over three years ago and have only seen parts of a couple of those shows you listed anyway. (Only because someone else had them on.)

Are you MIDI evil too? ?

You have to be sharp if you want to see... A minor augmentation adds suspense when you find yourself flat. I think I'll put on some cords and have a 5th, but I'll take my time so I don't end up under arrest.

I'm sorry Notes, but I have to say I don't believe you. ? . . (I can think of several things wrong with TV!?)

After watching, a few other thoughts came to mind... I can only imagine how much my back would hurt after playing one for awhile Doing the "thumb wrap" on the lowest string probably isn't happening How the heck do I mute the other strings??! Why didn't either of them fly all over the fingerboard doing lots of string skipping? And, finally, that was actually pretty cool. ?

Any more strings and that thing would rival a piano! ?

American Midol America's Got Nausea The Noise (What my mind translates those shows into! Hey, they all make Simon rich though. ?)

Apparently, I need a Reason to upgrade! ? Somewhere I have an old version (and I do mean old!), I'll have to see if I can find it for fun. Hey, I DO have a 40" 4K monitor that's set up to be rotated into portrait mode! Not enough screen real estate used to be my biggest complaint to playing with the software...

Nice! Now all you do is get them working on some lost pirate treasure and you'll be rich! ?

Did you see where the coordinates go to?

There is no "Cher..." ?