Two race horses were chatting at the track bar when one said to the other "Unbelievable! I was stuck mid-pack in the 7th today, when all of a sudden I got this electric shock in my tail and I surged out to win the race by a nose!" "Funny you should mention that," replied the other horse, "Last week I was doing pretty well, keeping up with the leaders, when I got this shock in my tail and I shot out and won the race by six lengths!"
From the end of the bar, a greyhound came over and said "Amazing! I couldn't help but overhear your conversation! I'd never felt anything like it before, but I was just in a race where I was falling way behind then, all of a sudden I got this electric shock in my tail and I took off almost caught the rabbit!"
One horse turned and looked at the other horse before exclaiming "Wow! A talking dog!"