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That's all the farther I got before falling off my chair in amazement. ?

I still remember this guy who claimed to have made an anti-gravity chair. He got us all over to his house to see a demonstration. He sat on his chair and took off; nobody's seen him since!

That was weird... Steve's "No" post was the last I saw. I went, found that Angus picture, had a phone call, then came back, saw the Ruby Tuesday post and followed it up. Everything in-between? Nope, never saw it until now! If I keep this up, I'll be forced to run for President, ya? ?

Clue: ?

I hate playing songs on shuffle with huge perceived or actual volume differences. But I also hate to have to go through 350,000 songs and have my media player auto-level the volume too... ? I still think this image is very telling (and the latest one is from way back in 2005 - I doubt things have gotten much better since!).

Those strings are just like my playing.

Ha! Before even clicking on the link I thought "Hmm... Sounds like Boston!" Yep! ? Some friends of mine had the only Boston cover band in the U.S. (maybe anywhere?) called Smokin' (I got to be roadie for one of their shows up here by me). August (who I've mentioned before) was given this by a Boston groupie: Nice gift, eh??! ? I had a few of the units too. Instant Boston sound! ?

How ya doin' Kenny? ?

Hence my post right before yours! ?

She's got a tool belt. I don't have the belt... ?

Margarine. One of the worst substances man has ever created for consumption. It's so nasty that even cockroaches won't eat it!

Daniel Ash singing.

(Actually, that was pretty good Bob! ?? )

By far, the funniest dictionary gaff I've ever heard came from one that everyone had at a company I worked for which, I think, WAS one from Merriam Webster! It was a generic, small, red paperback type that most offices gave to their employees back then (mid-80's). Someone told a joke which, literally, could have been this one: "How do you circumcise a shark? Four skin-divers! (Foreskin divers!)" There was a guy who's primary language wasn't English listening and he grabs the dictionary to look up one of the words. He finds one, then flips the pages to another, then flips back and looks up puzzled. Turns out, all the dictionary had as the definition for "foreskin" was "The prepuce." and all it had as the definition for "prepuce" was "The foreskin." Hilarious! With that kind of logic all you need to do is make up two words that point to each other to get into the dictionary. "Bapu" --> "Unfunny" "Unfunny" --> "Bapu" See? ?