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[Insert certain XTC song here...] ?

Wow, that's twisted! ?

It's amazing just how much better this is than the so-called "Popular" music out there now!

Good point. I'm surrounded! I wonder if Io (one of Jupiter's moons) actually has a livable atmosphere... ?

Unless her family took her back, you have female companionship. You really don't know what "stranded" is yet! ?

I'm going to steal that one! ?

Well, that spares me from playing Cher's Half-breed... ?

Just found out he's the next leader of North Korea! ?

Someone's making a friend for life! ?

Well. I'm offended! And, I believe that gives me the right to spray paint your car and pee in your vindaloo! BREAD JOKES MATTER!!!

Since Bapu already ruined the thread title, here's another! ?

I live WAAAAAY too close to all those idiots across the river. Time to move, but where? ?

And here I thought vertical videos would have a slimming effect...

If wishes were fishes, we'd all cast nets?

Or his luckier bull dog? ?

I hope I didn't butter him up too much... It's just a Wonder I got through all of that without sounding like some flakey crust, eh? ?

You sound half-baked Steve! Did you just join a religious jam band or something? You know, "Give us this day our daily bread?" Hope you rise to the challenge and are soon rolling in dough, then the girls will be all over your buns! Just don't hire anyone named Slice, avoid the French and remember, it's not your job to protect others! No loafing! A toast to your success! (Hey, it's the yeast I could do, ya? ? ) * This post is certified Gluten-Free! *

Only far to follow that up with this one since I'm in the Pacific Northwest! (Though not as far west as the 808 State - Hawaii!)

You sure those shouldn't be scrambled?

Reminds me of the guy who shot an arrow into the air... and missed! ? Also reminds me of all the crap you probably had to go through as a kid Ed! Some of the sharpest people I had to work with were Polish. So much for that stereotype! ?